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Whitmore, the Toad Pirate

rated 3.95 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Original

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Apr 18, 2004 | 4:27 AM EDT
  • Daily 5th Place April 19, 2004

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Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Still laughing.

I laughed SO hard when that monster came out of nowhere. The whole consept is pure genious.

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EdibleCastle responds:

yeah the monster is probably the best part of the movie, the scream sound fx makes it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Hello, i be a pirate.
Not a toad pirate but a punkass pirate harhar!
Good work man! keep it up
speaking from a pirate point of view, the naration should have been more pirate-y to get the theme of pirate-ism(wow i just invented 2 new words) anyways... u should have used words like harhar and vast ye and i'll gut ya like a fish harharhar!!!!
This rocked! I loved the irate pirate thing man,
you've got this pirates approval and any1 who sez this is not funny they don't know what their talkin' about, i do because im a pirate!!!! harhar!

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EdibleCastle responds:

yes u r right about the narration. however... whitmore hasnt really said much yet. and i'm not sure... but i have an hunch that whitmore might be a bit of a pirate wannabe


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I laughed so hard I scared my mom

This is, by far, the best flash series to ever appear on NG. And if you're listening, Will, reply to this and tell me how to get the ending theme. (For the third one.)

EdibleCastle responds:

only one month late in replying.... (:
u can dload the whitmore song at

thx for your review, hope your mum didnt think u were insane laughing at something so moronic as a toad pirate.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Honestly, besides "Birds 'N' Bees" this is my favorate NG Flash. It was incredibly funny up until that sea monster came out of the water... then I shit my pants in laughter...not really, but it was that funny. Make more episodes so I can laugh at something other than stick figures... which I dont laugh at.

EdibleCastle responds:

thx for the review, this is my most favourite review yet, haha. if all goes to plan there will be 6 more episodes (2 movies)


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Man that was hilarious. I'll have to check out No.2. I've seen 3. It had to much of a sad ending.