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Whitmore, the Toad Pirate

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Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"


my daddies fave movie (rip daddy)

my daddy loved this movie..it is one of the funniest. they act like stoners lol

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Still laughing !!

I've never smoked weed, but I now know what it's like.

EdibleCastle responds:

I've smoked weed, and its not like that. oh yeah.. Whitmore isnt smoking weed. He's just havin fun with a bubble making pipe.

but oops, i guess the line "toad pirate's dont smoke tobacco" kinda makes it sound like hes a stoner. but hes not. a toad smokin dope? thats just ridiculous

That's a great beginning of a series

Keep up that kind of humor, graphic and animation.

Whitmore, the toad pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow you are my fucking idol I love all your flashes. If anyone dare blams this ima rape them for you ok? That thing that popped out of the water fuckin scared the shit out of me! Overall you really deserve a 20!

EdibleCastle responds:

a TWENTY!? thas just crazee talk man! thanks for idolizing me! makes me feel sexy inside.

toad pirates dont smoke tabacoo

1st off WHAT WAS WITH THAT SEA MONSTER (and wasnt that thing in #3, the one who ate you know who). anyway it was good. i never knew toad pirates didnt smoke tabacoo. "remember that time you where blowing bubbles" "i'm a toad pirate" "more like an i-rate, pi-rate" *blows a bubble* "more like a toad pirate" (what does i-rate pi-rate mean).

heres an idea... add more by doing episodes where whitmore is still captain of his ship! starting with -1 then -2 etc. starting from birth to death. respond to this and answer my questions. or... e-mail me i guess.

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EdibleCastle responds:

yes the monster ate you know how in the 3rd movie.

what does irate pirate mean? irate - "feeling or showing extreme anger" pirate - "someone who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without having a commission from any sovereign nation"

i thought about doing some prequels but not right now... i can think of any good storylines for them... i will continue pondering the idea though.

thx for the review!

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3.95 / 5.00

Apr 18, 2004
4:27 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 5th Place April 19, 2004

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