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Whitmore, the Toad Pirate

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Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"

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Arrrr!!!

Toad-pirates and Salty-Bob don't smoke tobacco! Shocked?

Well, ee's more like an "irate-pirate" er? Nah, mor like a stoned... I mean toad pirate, stop lickin' them toads already!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Fweeew! Rolling bow-tie.... :P


EdibleCastle responds:

whitmore has never and will never smoke dope


THE BEST FLASH IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

......seriously


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EdibleCastle responds:

cheers man! thx!


toad pirates dont smoke tabacoo

1st off WHAT WAS WITH THAT SEA MONSTER (and wasnt that thing in #3, the one who ate you know who). anyway it was good. i never knew toad pirates didnt smoke tabacoo. "remember that time you where blowing bubbles" "i'm a toad pirate" "more like an i-rate, pi-rate" *blows a bubble* "more like a toad pirate" (what does i-rate pi-rate mean).

heres an idea... add more by doing episodes where whitmore is still captain of his ship! starting with -1 then -2 etc. starting from birth to death. respond to this and answer my questions. or... e-mail me i guess.


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EdibleCastle responds:

yes the monster ate you know how in the 3rd movie.

what does irate pirate mean? irate - "feeling or showing extreme anger" pirate - "someone who robs at sea or plunders the land from the sea without having a commission from any sovereign nation"

i thought about doing some prequels but not right now... i can think of any good storylines for them... i will continue pondering the idea though.

thx for the review!


sweet

that was totally sweet. good job


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Still laughing.

I laughed SO hard when that monster came out of nowhere. The whole consept is pure genious.


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EdibleCastle responds:

yeah the monster is probably the best part of the movie, the scream sound fx makes it.

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Score
3.95 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 18, 2004
4:27 AM EDT
Genre
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 5th Place April 19, 2004

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