Whitmore, the Toad Pirate

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Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"


wow! barrington kicks ass

this is the greatest trilogy ever .barrington is a english freak though.

EdibleCastle responds:

barrington kicks ass AND is a freak? a good freak? an ass kicking freak? i hope so!

Whitmore, the toad pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow you are my fucking idol I love all your flashes. If anyone dare blams this ima rape them for you ok? That thing that popped out of the water fuckin scared the shit out of me! Overall you really deserve a 20!

EdibleCastle responds:

a TWENTY!? thas just crazee talk man! thanks for idolizing me! makes me feel sexy inside.

I love this!

I just can't think of any Flash movie better than Withmore the Toadpirate! You have got the best sence of humor ever Will! :D
thank you for making Withmore the Toadpirate!

EdibleCastle responds:

hey, thx dude. what a great compliment!


dude you rock
have you ever thought of making whitmore the toad pirate shirts and selling them i would totaly buy one with like save the toad pirates on the front and a picture of whitmore on the back or maybe like barrington (did i spell that right) anyways it doesnt matter anyways you rock and id buy shirts
please make them please!!!!!! or i geuss you could have like newgrounds make them or something
peace out home dog

EdibleCastle responds:

hah, a whitmore Tshirt. how good.

and yes, u did spell that right.


Wow, so pointless, yet so funny...

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3.95 / 5.00

Apr 18, 2004
4:27 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 5th Place April 19, 2004

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