Whitmore, the Toad Pirate

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Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"


YAWWRR matey!! that was piratick!

Land ahoy marooner!! yohoho!! grrrrrreat flash matey aaarrrr.
great style and sound. The story was...so so but the rest was pretty good

EdibleCastle responds:

yeah. didnt actually have a story. glad you enjoyed it.

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me

hahaha that was pretty cool
i liked it im a big fan of pirates and now i have just been introduced to a toad pirate so im happy about that.
i give it a 4 good job

EdibleCastle responds:

toad pirates are where its at. believe me, i've looked.


This is exactly the kind of silly, random humor I love. My favorite part is when Whitmore suddenly starts talking in "Denial"


I do believed I like "Denial" the best... Denial itself can be so simple.


Good show!

EdibleCastle responds:

thats my personal favourite.

only one word describes this masterpiece...

Supercalafragalisticexpialedoscious or something along those lines. Me and Barrington have alot incomon to I also have a monocle, a top hat, and a friend whose a pirate though his name's not Whitmore and Whenever I walk into a room funk music follows my entrance. love it.

EdibleCastle responds:

hey shaggy thanks for the great review and scores!

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3.95 / 5.00

Apr 18, 2004
4:27 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 5th Place April 19, 2004

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