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I dare you to call in sick to work with: I gotta shave my hairy sausage!

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"hey Kresinite you suck"

well, why don't you go jump my lumpy pretzel you bastard, but only after you wax my hot yak..actually no that sounds sexual..just..just jump the pretzel thing



I'd really love to do the dishes, but I have to DISARM my UNWIELDY GRANDMA! XD


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id like dance but i have to restle my broken pants lol!!!


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Disarm my homestick car
Bury my husky prisioner
Analyze my dead bomb
Hide my frumpy grampa
Scratch my fluffy burrito
Wrestle my broken goldfish
Fight my crazy toenails
Cuddle my franatic dog
Hide my poisonous cat
Throw my miserable trumpet
Bury my deadly underpants
Lose my franatic garden
Water my salty money

Hahahhahahhaha good job!
This creates funny sentences!!



Eat my new pills
walk my floppy underpants
hide my hairy pretzel
bathe my crusty brother
sponge my smelly wart
revive my scary unicycle
spank my frozen cat
fight my smelly grandma
this game is hilarious!


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Score
3.27 / 5.00

Uploaded
Apr 15, 2001
1:28 PM EDT
Genre
Gadgets - Other
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  • Daily Feature April 16, 2001