There are some of you who don't seem to realize this is not a serious game, it's a campy (yes, like when a clown dies) stupid arcade game we made in like two weeks. So quit your "it's not quality enouph" bitching.
ok, so here's the 'story' for those of you who need to make sence of things:
You are Sumo Steve and you run "Sumo Steve's Stew Stand".
And everyone knows, chinese food is made of cats.
The medians of this highway are breeding grounds for the tastiest cats around, so you (Sumo Steve) risk your life to grab these cats and make them into a stew to feed local white kids who love chinese food.
The blue cats are good, but the fatter, HEAVYER gold cats are better. Grab them for more points.
In Duel!! mode, smash the ice cream trucks without being smashed by Johnny Talkshow cars.