Short but nice

if it wer kuler then i wod giv stars.

Cool

the soda machine says "give us your money" before pressing it, so he punch so hard and the soda came out and beats the guy to death, and goes to heaven and Jebus Halo.
P.S. what does the word "fin." mena?

unless it was about the history of pies in madness then hank says suck it douches