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Time Out's "The Bible"

rated 2.43 / 5 stars
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Feb 19, 2004 | 3:26 PM EST

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I have made this smaller thanks to some NG audio tips. The sound quality, however, still isn't great.

This is a surreal movie, and is not meant to be a mockery of the Bible, but a mockery of Time Life. However, most of it is Bible related humour, so if you are easily offended (and I mean REALLY easily, this isn't that offensive), I wouldn't watch it. Otherwise, enjoy.



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Jesus walked on water.

But Chuck Norris swam through land! Btw, blasphemy is claiming to be God. So technically that was heresy in the Ten Comandments scene.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice one.

I think it's is pretty funny.
But it's even funniƩr to read the reviews of the offended religious viewers. They just dont realize how pethatic they are. So fucking sad, but also fucking hilarious. HAHAHA. they think we go to hell, how cute.
The bible is just filled with fary tales no matter what the fuck some religios cunt says. PERIOD!!!!

burtonearny responds:

Hehehe, bless them, they're just sticking to their religious guns... though maybe instead of saying "God's going to bucking kill you you corking funt" (or something like that) they should just sit down, nod, then rant about it on GodTV (which, by the way, is a hilarious channel).

Plus, we all know what the best thing about Hell is... NO CHRISTIANS!... but seriously, the food.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Greatest.

Upon my scouring of Newgrounds for religious humour (particularly Jesus-related humour), I've found this to be the best flash of said category, and one of the best flashes I've seen ever. I've watched this movie probably several dozens of times in these past few months, and it's still funny. Shit like this never gets old :].

Your pal,


burtonearny responds:

Why thank you! It's a shame my animating wasn't that good then, but I've been practicing and now it is going well... though I haven't actually finished any animations for months so I've put nothing that looks good up :S... ah well. Maybe one day.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


you all suck cocks

that was funny as hell


Rated 5 / 5 stars

A big spankin' 10 for the genius.

'Lo dude. I thought I'd put my opinion across on your first movie... It rules. As you know already, I be a Christian, and a Christian I be. This isn't a serious movie, for all you (now called) freaks, it's meant to make you laugh. Lighten up, dumbasses. Things people say are dumb. That guy who said he was Christian, and then said Hell wasn't real... dick. Anyhoo, my movies got blammed... So I make good ones too. See you tomorrow, dude. -Yoshi

burtonearny responds:

Cheers... uh, Yoshi apparently... what happened to mookie?