H*R would win

homestar would seriously kick your A$$!!!!!!!! cause he's a tewwific athelete.

WTF? I'm not gonna touch this one...

Cause it's grody and smells like ketchup.
J/K. This was hilarious. Homestar's gonna kick your ASS.
J/K. Again. Nice 'n' funny. But really, Homestar would win. Ever seen "Marshmallow's Last Stand"? That's an example.

He's not dissing Homestar

"We're tired of your good animation!"
See? They do like Homestar and the're just joking around.

Anyway, this was purty funny.

Flippin' sweet.

This is you.

You are ketchup.

...

I will kill you all. if you ever insault me like that again, I will come over there and stab you till your eyes bleed.