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Jan 31, 2004 | 5:41 PM EST
  • Daily 2nd Place February 1, 2004
  • Weekly 5th Place February 4, 2004

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A tribute to all the flash files that have been slaughtered.

Please... Think before you submit to newgrounds!

I just want all of you to know, I am really appreciating all of your reviews! deeply! every day I come home and read them, and almost all of them make me feel great!
Thanks alot everyone, really :D

*Fixed spelling errors*
Thanks gfoxcook, Overvoltage, and Rebel_Yell
*Wiseley should be wisely but due to a recent virus/data corruption on my computer, I cant edit it :( sorry everyone :'( thanks for the notice though! :D



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Really nice flash...

But I really think you shouldn't be making jokes about the Holocaust that's why I'll give a 7/10 and a 3/5.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Nah, I'm just messing...
I know, bad joke but still, I really couldn't help myself. This is a pretty good flash and I do feel kinda bad for the flashes that don't make the grade because of ignorant "animators" who think that just because they haphazardly slap something together on Flash they suddenly are awesome and are "great animators".

My 5 and my 10 go to you, animator...
(I really am sorry for the bad joke...)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

may I cry now?

This was just sad! not like bad sad but all those poor flash...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

your right

wow that is so dramatic


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Too true

You're movie was actually TOO kind. You spelled "Done" properly. You could've let us see what the guy was in the stick figure movie, "I am creater"? Can't tell. Well, at least that's accurate...

Anyway, how do all of the blammed fit into one grave/(hard drive)? I think if they didn't all die, and just sent to some prison somewhere, they could overtake Google and Microsoft at the same time next year due to their numbers. And it isn't just Newgrounds I think, all of the pointless, waste-of-my-life-to-know-this-exists crap, et cetera, just clutters up all of our lives.

They aren't just fools at submitting things, they're thieves! Thieves of my time! I don't have a million years to watch a stick figure die a billion times, with uneven arms, legs shorter than arms, and head to fly off screens with the rest of the body there. Along with other pointless things I can't even list, and if I did, I'd need multiple reviews. I don't even remember them all because of all of the crap they try.

And no, just say one of the foolish submitters put the extra E in wisely/wiseley. Then again it would be wizeley or something, but they had a good day and only had an extra letter in there.

The creaters of whom spend no time even seeing if their things are even worth showing, even worth mentioning, even worth saving, should be suspended with repeat offenses of submitting "waste-of-my-life" submissions.

Word to wise (hopefully more than just the wise listen, and don't just assume you're one of the wise, if you do, you're not one of them): If you can sum up your entire flash in a paragraph, it needs something more, some twist that someone wouldn't expect, but needs to fit in with the rest of it.

(I feel like saying / this wrong...? Heh...)

(PS: Funny thought. The reviews have a title of "THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN". Well, as of this writing, only about 10% of the views have cotes, and around 1-1.5% of that is reviews. Many people have not voted, and almost all do not share their thoughts. Perhaps this is why things get blammed so simply, nobody ever gives any pointers on the issues. So, people, SPEAK!)

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