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Strategy Guide Ep. 3

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Jan 20, 2004 | 2:03 PM EST
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Welcome to Strategy Guide, hosted by everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien Guido, and his pet cow Jorge! This month, Guido is joined by his sister Nadia as they take a romp through what is possibly the cutest game of all time.

Special guest voice by none other than NG's very own, the infamous Nephthys!

Make sure watch until you see the Replay button, or you may miss something!

Please note, if you're going to leave a review, don't compare your gaming skills to Guido's. There's nothing more pathetic than being proud of being better at gaming than a fictional character. :)

And now, for those interested, the Ep. 3 FAQ:

Q: How do you get the good ending?

A: In level 99, you need to collect the crystal ball that appears. After that, a door will appear on the other side of the level. Go in the door to find the secret path! When you defeat the final enemy, make sure you have two players activated, and you should receive the good ending.

Q: How many brothers and sisters does Guido have anyway?!

A: Please go view Episode 2, as they are all listed off! They all have different personalities, and I plan on using every damned one of them sooner or later.

Q: What is Guido's spaceship called?

A: Its official name is "The Ninth Bit". It was inspired from the design of the Einhander, a shooter tby Squaresoft released for the PSX.



Rated 2 / 5 stars

not that good

rather annoying, and porn is for people who cant get a girlfriend.


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Fuck sidekicks...

Don´t need any of those fucking annoying family members. And you gotta get rid of the intro sequence. Or at least have a skip button.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not as funny as others

I really don't like the additions of family members, but that's my opinion. Good job either way.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

wait a sec...

...i recognize them from Bust-a-move2, is it o.k if the fith one is a Sonic the Hedgehog episode? it's a 90's game but it pwns! i'd give a sonic one 5 splats if i were guido, just like my vote for this FIVE! it's a shame my comp is utter shißer!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not as good as the other 3

That wasn't so good. Don't tell me that's an actual game. Is that the real ending?