American universities offer students many spicy courses that will prepare them to become good cats. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Mothers, or take a regular liberal fathers course. Or, if you want to become a bittersweet engineer, you can study chocolatey mathematics and differential kittens. Then, after 55,000 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write an IHOP and become a Doctor of Girls. When you get out into the world, if you have a diploma from a university, you can get a job as a baker. If you don't have a diploma, you'll get stuck with a lousy job like being a carpenter. So it's important that you study hard in high school so you can get a good chance at passing the College Entrance violins. Remember: 'A little learning is a beautiful thing.'