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Strategy Guide Ep. 2

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Dec 13, 2003 | 12:07 PM EST
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*** Strategy Guide has a website! ***

Welcome to Strategy Guide, hosted by everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido, and his pet cow Jorge! This time, Guido picks one of the toughest Nintendo games ever made, and attempts to prove it is impossible.

As promised (and on time might I add), I present to you: Episode 2! You don't need to watch episode 1 to understand this, as each episode stands on its own. Those of you who are familiar with the series should notice that the animation is a lot more fluid. To make a long story short, I changed my technique and jacked the fps from 24 to 30, for your viewing pleasure! Please enjoy the cartoon - your laughs and support keep me going.

And now for the Episode 2 FAQ, because you KNOW someone will ask!

Q: I was expecting more of the family after seeing the trailer. What gives?

A: This episode serves as a great jumping point for future installments. I now have a universe of characters at my disposal. Unfortunately, I have to introduce those characters before I can use them! So, episode 2 serves and an introduction to the Strategy Guide universe. Each following episode will contain one or more of Guido's family members.

Q: I've gotten to stage 3! Do you really suck?

A: No, I've made it to stage 3 as well (although admittedly, only a few times). This is what we in the cartoon business like to call a joke. :)

Q: Do you know the Stage Select Code for this game?

A: Yer darn tootin I do! Hold Right and press B, B, B. Release Right and press Up, B, B, B, Left, B, B, B, Down, B, B, B, Start.

Q: Are you in this for the money?

A: I'm in this because I find Guido as funny as you do!

Q: The Intro song ROCKS OUT! Where can I get more information about this band?

A: Go to RAGE's website! ... they've been around for years, and have many albums from which to choose. I recommend you buy them all. They're very talented musicians.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking funny as fucking hell

the movie was funny, and your half right about ghosts and goblins, 1 it is a tough one to beat, 2 the monsters are all over you when you loose the armor (fucking gay-ass monsters I HATE THEM ALL), but heres where your wrong, unlike so many others(about 36885 of them) I MADEW IT TO THE 3RD LEVEL!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA SHOWS HOW MUCH YOUR FUCKING ALIEN FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!! keep up the good work, mabye you should talk about guardian legend, man that is one tough mother fucking game on NES.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

omg dude

that is so fricken right...i have that game and everytime i pick it up and try playing it i get really pissed off and want to break it.i have never got past lvl 2...actually i only got to lvl 2 once...but i might just suck at the game


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Frickin` awsome! I like that you rank the games!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

QUIDO ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Joke or NOT....

I have NEVER gotten past stage two!!!
I was sooo close once, i made it out of the house area and was killed by something stupid. :(

played for lie 2 hours on that one stage, trying over and over again....