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MJ Statement

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Well, some might say I have gone too far with this one, I'll let you guys decide. I wanted to do something a little different with Michael, so I did this. But don't worry, there's plenty of Michael bashing to go around. Reginold will sink his teeth into him in this Friday's episode of You are a Fucking Moron. (Yes, it's coming.)



"The white man devils!"lol


That isn't even true he didn't even do that!


I Like the drawing part and the tv shows lol

Funny because its True

anyone who has ever watched MJ's interviews objectively has got to admit there was something in him just bursting to get out and tell what he was really doing.
between the Jesus Juice and the sleeping in his bed, followed with the statement of it being natural and alright, a comedy routine like this almost seems inevitable, and because it seems so obvious is also why this is so funny.
Especially now after his death when the media spin doctors are trying to portray him as a great pop/rock icon, and wash over the circus freak sideshow persona he created for himself, does this seem poignantly comical.
for those offended by this, look at the submission date, it was before Jacko's death, and it also points out that the absurdity of MJ's behavior was as much a part of his promoters as him self.
It is funny, an accurate observation, and still a legitimate satire on the mass media.

This would be...

This would've been funnier if MJ hadn't died YET...

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3.67 / 5.00

Dec 2, 2003
12:51 AM EST
Comedy - Parody
  • Daily 3rd Place December 3, 2003
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