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A Mile a Minute Star Wars

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Enjoy it. It gets funnier as it goes!

Thanks alot for the responses, please let me know what you would like to see parodied next. :)


What exactely was this crap?

No, really, what was this crap? It's proclaimed as one of the greatest SW parodys ever, but I, a big SW fan, didn't even crack a smile. The humor was very dry and lame, not to mention some of the jokes are overdone (and poorly at that).

The voice acting was like someone who was retarded tried to talk as the characters, and since when was Darth Vader a "gangsta"?

The actual animation was even worse than that in a sprite movie; atleast they actually have decent movement. You just had little parts of the picture twitch a bit, with the picture showing underneath it.

Your pacing was really odd too, slow in the beginning, then the last 3/4 of the movie happens in a minute. You call it a mile a minute movie, atleast try and have some consistancy with your pacing.

How this as high a rating as it did astounds me. Is this what really passes for a masterpeice now a days? I honestly think you should get some more Original ideas and better jokes, change your dull style. But then again, if this crap you churn out is the amazing stuff that entertains the midless populous, and you're proud of that then keep up the good work johnny.

Dolemite50 responds:

Hey sorry my movie upset you so much. I understand that you cried in your Mom's basement for weeks. Dont worry kid, I didnt hurt your Poor Widdle Wuke.

This movie sucks jedi cock!

this movie sucks jedi cock!

so dont see it!

Ok, I must be missing something

Wasn't that just a bunch of stills from Star Wars, each with two or three small symbols tweened into brief motion? You people really need to make a flash film before you talk about how "Godlike" piff like this is. This makes "Pube Mupit" look like high art.


You could've done better. And the mouths all looked rediculous.

no offense...

No offense.
But I thought this was pretty gay.
I'm not trying to be mean but it didn't make me laugh at all. Nice try though. Some parts were pretty good.

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4.15 / 5.00

Nov 30, 2003
1:45 AM EST
Comedy - Parody
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