Magic Animal Babies

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Wellsir, thanks to the voters both here, fark.com, and elsewhere, this toon won me a $6000 home bar prize pack from the Magic Hat beer company in Vermont, USA. It's already pulled from their website, so I'll stick it up the almighty duodenum of the Portal for ya instead.

This toon isn't strictly part of the Retarded Animal Babies series (it certainly isn't RAB6!). Rather, it's a harmless little tangential mutant, suitable for all audiences. A lost lamb. More to the point, it's a poker-faced sellout. I knew the word 'retard' wasn't going to be within 100 miles of a winning prize, so it was changed to Magic (after the beer itself, of course) for the contest entry. Similarly, if in the future these characters ever show up it more public (read: lucrative) forums than here at Newgrounds, it's probably gonna be so watered-down you'll call me a big, fat, fat pussy. So this one's a taste of that, and regardless I'm proud of the result. And I hope you don't mind it too much either.

Blah, blah, blah. Let's see how talkative I am after I wake up under that crazy bar with day-old vomit crusted on my forehead every so often for a few years.


i love RAB!!!

ah dude this is the only episode of retarded animal babies that doesnt have the words shit fuck dick pussy or bruce willis in it--lmao!!!!--oya and dont forget pee pee place!


awesome dude, very.

LOL, if only it was true

very funny, if only it did make u fly


Awesomely funny

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This is pretty funny! It shows that you dont need sex & swearing (or Puppy's pee-pee place) to make a good cartoon, all you need is the retardedness XD

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3.71 / 5.00

Oct 13, 2003
12:51 AM EDT
Comedy - Original
  • Daily 2nd Place October 14, 2003
  • Weekly 4th Place October 15, 2003