Hmmmm...

It was only funny because it was stupid. You can do better. I'd start with your art skills first. =/

ok

well like the rest i say that number 3 is the right one hahah funny...

i agree with the 3rd one

this one is mostly tru. been thru it many times

Needed to be longer

I bet #3 "If you tell me now I won't get mad" is probably the most true one of those three.

Holy $#!+, that sucked more than I had expected!

I mean, I actually figured that this flash might contain VAGUE humor or wit, but even I was disappointed! The last reason (Out of a whole fuckin' THREE! Whoopie!) and it's visual portrayal, didn't even sync! Jesus... there is so much potential in the topic of moronic parental ideoms, I'll give you that; yet somehow, you STILL managed to portray it in the obscurest, most primitive way possible!
Good gravy, I don't know whether I should congratulate you or relentlessly vomit upon my keyboard.