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That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!



good stuff. when im playing this im all smiles!

I declare this the greastest NG game, Tommy boy.

I never thought beating up old people would be so fun! I just loved to kick the crap out of them and get promoted! The mini-games are fun (cept Pleasure Penni, that scared me *shudder*) and are worth to beat. It took me 2.5 hours on this and I loved it till the end. The bosses were crazy and the ending was classic. Good job, I hope for a sequal.

Tip: Keep fighting till you are about 1/5 or so, then take a challange to heal (don't take ANY doors till this happens). That way you get more experience.

Big Tip: Use an item on the bosses (shotgun, revolver, chainsaw, rocket launcher). It really helps on the 1st and 2nd.



i love this game. i played for weeks. then i beat it :) greeeeeaatt game dude.

Take that Grandpa'

Ha ha ha... best game yet. Mini games.. and beatin' up old people, what more could i ask for? Great work, keep it up.

They were Askingfor it

'bout time old people got what they deserved.

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4.19 / 5.00

Sep 9, 2003
8:32 PM EDT
Action - Fighting - Brawler
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