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That's right, the classic game by Zeebarf and I is finally in the Portal, to celebrate it's TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Disorderly originally made its debut on September 7th, 2001.

Disorderly is a classic beat'em-up in the tradition of Final Fight and Double Dragon. Instead of fighting an evil mob, however, you beat up old folks in a nursing home! Bonus games add to the fun!

Let us know what you think - feedback is still appreciated after all these years!

Artwork by Zeebarf!
Programming by Tom Fulp!


Shoddy, repetitive rubbish

This is not a fun game. Now, I enjoy oldie shoot-em-up's/beat-em-up's as much as the next person, but this is a bad piece of work. It's a clunky, boring, button-mashing extravaganza, which isn't a good thing. Granted, it is vaguely amusing, but it's a crap game.


No offense but this game was too repetative and boring, I think you have to be pretty simple minded to like this one.

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:( Killing elderly people smh

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I'll admit I'm messed up

But the only problems I have with this game is it should save after every say 5 rooms you pass and vouchers were pointless you only ever get to use two when you die, and fighting gets not only boring but it sucks you can barely do anything. I love practically every other game by the makers but this one sucks

Beat up a bunch of helpless old people.

This game is pretty stupid, and the concept is simple. Beat up a bunch of old people because you don't like your job. Why not quit? That would make our lives much better. Don't play this ridiculous game.

Suggested rating: 1-3
Epilepsy rating: 2 (low, 10-20% chance of seizure, very safe)
Suggested rating: 15+ (nudity, violence, mild adult themes, see above for details)

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Credits & Info

4.19 / 5.00

Sep 9, 2003
8:32 PM EDT
Action - Fighting - Brawler
  • Daily 2nd Place September 10, 2003
  • Weekly 3rd Place September 10, 2003