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Coleslaw's Room

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Coleslaw Clock kicks MAJOR arse! LOVED the CuntSlaw and CuntApple fight!

Yet More Crap

-More crap that you made. This film suxed. It had poor art and you should put more effort into the background. The sound quality was horrible and it was too soft. The humor was dry. Poor overall so I hope you actually put effort into your next film.

Coleslaw-clock responds:

Hey!, KomradeSquall.Aren't you the guy that drank 2 beers in the 1st party you went to (at age 15) and died a pretty lame alcohol death, then some old drunkard found you nude in an alley and put you in his trunk,drove to the woods and layed you over the front seat on his car, then brutally anal-fucked you with a wooden dildo with paté,mixed with olive-oil, and then when you woke up the discusting old drunkard was on top of you and you had puke in your face and he had sucked your penis so much that the threads in it were all blue and the penishead was red.Well that must have been a terrible experience for you,I hope you see a shrink once in a while...that was a sad story :( ..good luck getting over it.

What in the name of B ???

I think I've left a review for each one of yer movies coleslawclock. Youre a funny guy.....but you know what....I HATE FUNNY GUYS!!!
Nah, Im kiddin'
You're good, and those odd little pauses between character words gives the movie a unique feel...
But why is GRAY COLESLAW in a POPCORN bucket? Why?
As for the dude before me.... i must ask.. who the heck is Dousche Clock? He Exsist?


Had me laughing out loud, but the sound was a little hard to hear. Graphics weren't perfect, but it was funny still Good work. Long Live the Clocks.

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L33t, Cl0xx0rz and violence all in one movie? Wow. Whenever I see new clock crew work in the portal I'm like "Oh great some n00b stuck the word clock on the end of a fruit or something stupid like that and made some shit where its like 10 seconds long and it says 'introducing dousche clock!'" but that was pretty funny. I liked it.

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2.27 / 5.00

Sep 6, 2003
10:08 AM EDT
Comedy - Original