UPDATE!: WAIT for the movie to load and the actionscripting will work and take you to the main menu. Sorry about the inconveinence of the preloader, i am in fact retarded.
Alright, alright. I hope you kids are ready for some shitty actionscripting. When you play this, just remember: A whole day of being hyped on the biggest damn sugar rush you've ever seen. Damn that gingerale and warheads combination...The music is by Mc Frontalot and the song is called Braggadocio. Remember how your movie clips work though, your box crap. Yup. You should be fine. And if it doesn't work right away, you need to die and click the "Again" button so the actionscripting runs fine. I don't know why it fucks up when i submitted it. It works great on my desktop. And since the menu is skipped by some sihttiness///