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**June 09** - Updated with much better sound quality

Strawberry clock, Darnell and Tomorrows Nobodys all star in this Matrix parody like no other.

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It just doesnt get better than this.

I know alot of people are annoyed by the way clocks talk but i think it makes more halirous.

My friend, youve outdone yourself. This is the funniest thing on newgrounds if not ive EVER seen. (And ive seen Alot of funny shit.)

And for all clock hating, Blam everything, pack of jack offs . You are a bunch of closed minded people with a closed sense off humour.

Very creative. Very creative indeed.

Lets have a click and mabye a bit of jack too. Priceless!!!



I've watched this flash 5 times....

... and it keeps getting better! Excellent work, but I don't know how you're going to best yourself for the next episode.

Make sure you throw in some funny stuff with the kung-fu and jump programs, I can't even imagine the possibilities there!

"So tell me, Mr. Cock, How can you tell the time when there is no time to tell? . . . You bastard."

No complaints anywhere, that's just about as good as a flash can be.



AWESOME FIX THIS ONE PROBLEM/MISTAKE!!!!!

Awesome, but fix this mistake!!!! When you click on "Browse Portal.swf", there are 2 "Scene Eights". The second "Scene Eight" is actually "Scene 4", and you already have it there. You just need to delete the second mistaken "Scene Eight".

The Justin Timberlake music video you get when you enter the 1st Access code has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I also love the parts in the movie when Strawberry sings along to the music.

The outtakes from the second Access Code are hilarious as well. I'm just wondering, did you get the idea to use that crazy music to the Goatse joke from my movie "Enter The Matrix"? Since this is a matrix parody, I think you might have. =) Please reply back.

And why did the pictures keep changing in Darnell's room? And oh yeah, Eric is such a Jew! ;)


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I loved the TN aspect of it.

But i hated the clock crew nonsense. What a terrible mix.



WOW...

Wow... honestly that was the best movie on NG ever... I actualy only made this account so I could comment this movie.


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193,846
Votes
9,170
Score
3.95 / 5.00

Uploaded
Aug 1, 2003
11:17 AM EDT
Genre
Comedy - Parody
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  • Daily Feature August 2, 2003
  • Weekly 2nd Place August 6, 2003