You realise that I don't expect anybody to take "Review or I KEEEEL YOU" as a threat that I'll kill them if they don't. I could just put "Please review," but would that really fit in the author's comments of a movie that features a tribute to B (Best. Movie. EVAR!), Tricky Clown (Best. Character. EVAR!) and a comic featuring a w00tm00se (Best. Spam. EVAR!)? This is one of the movies that people throw together when bored and submit just to see if it can scrape past. This did, fortunately for people who share my sense of humour (EZ3 and all the 2nd BT posters, this response goes out to you!), but unfortunately for serious types or those looking for fantastic flash skill, which I don't posess in huge amounts. As for a choose-your-adventure flash, I can't think of a worse type of game I could possibly make. I'm sure it's possible to pull it off, but I haven't seen anyone manage it. Unless you mean a shore acres style game, which very few people manage well. I don't have the imagination for a storyline, hence the pointlessness of all my movies, so I wouldn't even be able to start a game. I like short & pointless flashes, I make them too. See "adventures of bean head" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=100327) for a perfect example of a movie to which all my 5 are belong. Just a tip for the future, when using sarcasm DO NOT say NOT at the end, or put your real meaning in brackets afterwards, it's already painfully obvious to everybody reading it with an IQ above that of a housefly what you really mean. Yes, writing this response was a huge waste of time, but I'm bored, and inspiration for another quality pointless flash has yet to come to me. When it does, you can be sure it'll be up on NG, and all my fellow pointless movie lovers will be there fiving it. Sorry if I sound a little arrogant, but we'll five ANYTHING.

The m00se part was sort of epic