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Kill Old Man from Zelda!!

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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Loved it! Next time make it bloodier.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Sweetness B upon u!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I've always wanted to kill that bastard.

I've always wanted to kill the old man from Zelda. Finally, with this game, I am able to. The taunting he does in Zelda is exactly what I pictured him saying in my mind when I was a kid, as he teased me with items that I "wasn't ready for" and was immune to my attacks, but was able to shoot fireballs at me if I tried to attack him. But now I am able to make up for it... sweet revenge. Thank you!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Vengeance at long last!!!

Finally! After all this time I get to give that bugger what for! It's about time somebody did this! And you get to beat him to death with food!!! With FOOD!!!! What more could you possibly want???


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Wasnt so great

I thought u would be able to walk around and fight him, but u just get to pick stuff and watch him die.