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Kill Old Man from Zelda!!

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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is zelda


Rated 5 / 5 stars

if you have ever

if you actually play the actual zelda game and he gives you the sword you then realize he is gay. yeahi said it the old man is gay


Rated 5 / 5 stars

hes a #@##

hes was a hoe but wat about the fire i kill hims withs FIRESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&*()_!
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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

quite decent

Yeah, killing that bastard was good for my revenge because he was ANNOYING in the past games. He surely deserves it. Graphics are just a little low

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The greatest stress-relief game i've ever seen

Personally I've got nothing against the old man. In fact, most days I'd despise this game, because the old man reminds me of one my favorite artists, Brentalfloss, whom I'd never want to horribly massacre.
But i just had a really really bad day, and was desparately wanting to vent my anger by playing a video game where i could senselessly murder innocent, defenseless npcs.
This game serves that purpose better than I could've possibly hoped for.

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