Insult sword fighting

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A version of insult sword fighting from the Curse of Monkey Island. You play the pirate.


Excellent potential! Remake!

Hey, it's really good. But as most people said, you need to have more lines, make it harder, and the swearing at the end was more annoying than anything.


I love the end when you fuck him up and the pirate gets on top of him.

Has potential, but...

A very good idea. I'd been toying with the idea of re-creating the insult fights from Monkey Island 1, but this is much more ambitious. All in all it's definitely not a bad movie, but:

-my main point: sorry, but your voice acting really really sucks. I don't know if you did both your own voice acting AND writing, but it sounds monotone, soft and as if the person talking doesn't understand the lines he's speaking.
-too much music. A lot of Monkey Island movies have constant music loops playing and it grows annoying. Save it for the intro and credits, maybe.
-too short. I know there's not much to do about that when you have to insert four recorded lines for every break in the fight, but still... three breaks, and it's always more than obvious which one is right. If the voice acting wasn't so bad, I'd check out the other options just to hear them.

Other than that I think you definitely have something here. If you're going to try remaking or doing a sequel to this movie, use smaller characters, less music, maybe a bit simpler backgrounds and more action/lines. Good luck!

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how many things are wrong...

well, how bout first use the real insults and comebacks...
perhaps randomising them so it's not the same everytime some one plays.
you could make the voices louder, and add subtitles.
thats about it, I guess I might as well learn flash and make my own, that way atleast I know it's right

I actually have Curse of Monkey Island...lol

There's another Monkey Island flash on NG that actually uses the game sprites, taken through Print Screens and stuff...

But I didn't like this very much. The original CoMI is much better. In fact I could even say it disgraces it slightly. It doesn't fit the original style at all.

That same music kept on playing over and over...got annoying. Voices weren't very loud either.

Oh well, fans of the game might like this one.

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3.14 / 5.00

Jun 6, 2003
12:30 AM EDT
Adventure - Other