Moany the squirrel
Dedicated to the clock crew, on this beautiful clock day '05.
This is basically just an abstract illustration of the poor quality animating, poor quality graphics, poor quality fuckin' everything on Illwillpress movies. Mine's funnier than his. Far funnier. And I wrote this on a lazy afternoon.
I made this a long time ago - the 13th of March 2004, apparently, according to when I first submitted it (lololol) and, on Clock Day '05, with that flash being readily available to submit again with everything getting through, I thought, why not? Yeah, I was totally the guy everyone hated on that day. Fuck you.
Thank you and goodnight. Enjoy the movie. Anything bad is SUPPOSED to be like that. There is also no point in using the poorness of my flash to defend Illwillpress, for I don't pretend to be anything else, I don't have a successful flash series that shouldn't be successful, I don't whore t-shirts - it's a totally different thing altogether. Illwillpress is perhaps one shade better at animating than I am in this, and I can animate way better than this (and Illwillpress) no problem.
The words, since people aren't hearing them (I guess you shouldn't read this until you've watched it because I am the master at comic timing:
"Good evening, bitches, it is, I, your lord and master, Moany the Squirrel. It has come to my attention that a lot of Newgrounds animators have been making shitty rip-offs of the Neurotically Yours series, making me sound like a deranged squirrel who tweens around the screen. To them, I say, fuck you! If I had a mouth, I would suck your dick, or, if you had a mouth, I would suck your... never mind, buy a t-shirt."
"I also don't like Germaine, because she is the only person people want to see, and all this about people wanting to see her naked - Illwillpress has never given anyone that impression! What kind of clever marketing ploy is this?"
"I also like dog porn. Fight the power!"
Damn I was a funny bastard even when I was loads younger