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Messed-Up Bible Stories11

October 2, 2012 –
May 10, 2021
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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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God tells Abraham to start chopping wieners.

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Nice. Would have been good to go out with a gag but we like the relationship between God and Abram ... opps sorry Abraham and like the fact that God is a dick, hehe :)

<deleted> responds:

I think God's line at the end was just perfect! :)

Love the series you have feels like the only time the "TRUE" parts of the bible are ever read. Side note, I felt my legs squeeze together from the thought.

<deleted> responds:

Yeah, its pretty frightening to think about your father coming home and slicing your penis for no reason. I wonder how many of his slaves died from this?

Everytime you release these I thumb through the reviews to see how many people were offended, and Lol. I was circumsized as a baby due to my familys beliefs, and I personally feel it's wrong and it should be the childs choice to make later in life (even if it's harder/more expensive to do). Not that it has anything to do with another great installment in this series from you. Eagerly awaiting the next one as I have the rest.

<deleted> responds:

These videos are much more well recieved than my political cartoons. The only negative comments are usually from overly religious people who think the cartoon is somehow offending them. Which really means their faith is pretty paper thin.

This animation isnt criticising any religion or belief for god sake! Its just comedy! Black Humor is the best kind of comedy there is. If anyone gets offended, its just some stupid pride and instinct talking. The evil is in the eyes of the one who sees it.

Anyway, good animation, i lol'd hard.

<deleted> responds:

Not sure how its mocking when this is fucking exactly what the bible says happen. lol

Just illustrates how ancient, barbaric and not written by a cosmic being capable of creating universes the bible is.

ClearKnight, if this video makes Christian people seem retarded to you for maintaining their beliefs...then perhaps its right. I don't doubt there is a greater power in the universe, but it isn't a childish God who throws tantrums when it doesn't get what it wants and forces rules upon his creations that were clearly created by man.


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