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Messed-Up Bible Stories 1

April 4, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: In the Beginning: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell “the greatest story ever told” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.


it's sweet for an intro

not bad

Pretty hilarious

You should tell people that the subtitles are when the verses are actually from the Bible

i am awesome

love how God was going 'longeth/playeth/goodeth/alreadyest/e th XD lolz

Looooove it

But I'm not sure why the site relates this and "You would like this" to hentai.
Apparently Newgrounds thinks the bible is all sex-
ohh wait.

But other than newgrounds itself- i loved it.

Pretty funny, but you're using "thy" incorrectly.

"Thy" possessive form of "thou" like "your" and "you."

God would refer to himself as "I" or perhaps "we"

You know what with the whole "Let us make man in our image"


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