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Messed-Up Bible Stories 1

April 4, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
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Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: In the Beginning: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell “the greatest story ever told” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.


An Atheist's Dream Flash.

And I mean that too. I am an Atheist and I believe that anything that makes fun of religion in a good way is my cup of tea. This was one of those parodies that did such a fantastic job. Sam T, a.k.a. ebolaworld, you are a mother-fucking genius.

The writing of this flash was beyond kick ass. It is obvious that you are probably a religious person by knowing your scriptures very well. Or maybe you just read the Bible too many times, I don't know. Still, you did such a great job pasting in bits from the bible with the satirical sections. It made it extremely hysterical. One of the things that got me was how you interpreted God. I loved how you made the Almighty act like an ordinary, but dimwitted, person who created the world out of sheer bordom. It just cracked me up. But what stole the show was when Adam appeared acting like a gay man. FUCKING EPIC!

Your idea of animation was favorable. I loved it. Of course, I was concerned when you had Adam designed with the 2D, cardboard-style because the facial expressions would not be that good, but you managed to pull it out of a hat. Great job! You know, when I first saw this style of animation in your madness flash, I thought It would be so easy to try out, but I was dead wrong. You made it look so easy. How did you do? What program did you use to pull off something like that? Whatever it was, it made this flash one of my all-time favorites.

Now, I'm very behind with this series, I going to catch up. Keep it up!

I liked it

Great voices and animation. Good humor to!

Animation was good..

but there a few things wrong here.. one, God wanted Adam to name them, this shows that he cares for man. second, why am I bothering.


This explains everything. The subtitles are taken directly from the bible.


Is this like, a censored version of the bible?(u see wat I did thar?!?!)


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4.08 / 5.00