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Messed-Up Bible Stories 1

April 4, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: In the Beginning: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell “the greatest story ever told” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.



Now that, that was funny XD

I really like how you pointed out the obvious mistakes the bible makes lmao

Can't wait for the second!

i thought it was funny and original,good work.

one of the better ones.

give the artist a break

dont listen to them artist, they suk.

to the ppl who were offended by this, lighten up. even god has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus

Good lord why

First off I'd like to say how surprised I am upon reading reviews of how many christians there are in newgrounds. Most of this stuff is so horrendously offensive to the likes of you people that I find it hypocritical that you find something that wasn't really that offensive so...well...offensive. Clearly, your god has no sense of humor. Probably why I (and I do truly mean this) hate christians. That's why I watched this flash. I was hoping for a good bible thumper bashing and instead I got a flash that was just a sillier version of genesis. And yet the conservatives are offended. Okay here's an idea, if you're a conservative christian, don't fucking come to newgrounds. God I hate you people.


It was alright...i kinda liked ii


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