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Crazy stories about NG trips and events.

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Always good for a laugh, emails from various zealots and wackos.

Stories (fact and/or fiction) written by fans!



  • Slamdance
    John and I went to Slamdance, where Alien Hominid was part of the Independent Games Competition!

  • London
    I went to London to visit James for the weekend!

  • Independent Games Festival 2005
    The Alien Hominid team made an appearance at the IGF in San Francisco!

  • Independent Games Festival 2006
    Dan and I won an award for Dad 'n Me at the IGF in San Jose!

  • South by Southwest
    I spoke at SXSW in Austin, Texas!

  • NG Mod Meetup
    A whole bunch of forum moderators decended on Philly for a weekend of fun!

  • Comic-Con
    Our third year at Comic-Con, where we sold Alien Hominid and introduced our new console game!


  • Comic-Con
    Our second year at Comic-Con, showcasing the unfinished console version of Alien Hominid!
2001 2000
  • Tromadance
    Troma brought me to Utah for Tromadance. Read all about how cool the trip was, and how lame Sundance is!

  • NG Party #1
    Newgrounds threw its first party at the Trocadero here in Philly - read all about it, and check out the pics!

  • NG Stickers
    We occasionally give out NG stickers, and sometimes the results are... Perverse!

  • House of Horrors
    Living in West Philly isn't as glamorous as you would think. Read about the bums who shit on the side of our house.

  • April Fools w/ Marty
    On April 1st, 2000, we played a prank on the newgrounds visitors. I'm building an archive of all the funny feedback we received from angry fans. Come check it out!

  • VoyeurBus
    What happens when a see-through bus pulls up in front of my house? Read this to find out!
  • London
    The sites, the smells - the surprising lack of fecal matter. Read about my trip to London!

  • Los Angeles
    Read all about my trip to LA, including my visit to the Playboy Mansion and my acting debut!