Cupids, Harts [sic] and all the things you love about Vday!
You're an alien assassin with some work to do!
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
He's got the body of a cat and the face of a cat!
Just $2.99 per month or $25 per year.
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