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"Hello my future girlfriend!" - those words will forever be stuck in my head, along with "I Kiss You!" and "Whassup!", two other catch-phrases that have become prominent on the web. Mikey is a poor, lonely boy with a mullet. His girlfriend dumped him, and has has turned to the web to find a new love. I hadn't realized that this site was actually two years old when I posted about it on the frontpage. It was still new to most people, and the response was insane - we instantly had a slew of Mikey parodies in The Portal.

Luckily, this was not drawn out quite as bad as some of the other trends on NG. We got a few really funny cartoons, and some that are just beating a dead horse. You can sort them out below!