Spill some water in science over her t-shirt and take a closer look, then ask if you can help drying it by wiping a bit over her tits with tissue.

Here's a tip:

Don't be socially inept, and talk to her. If she likes you, all is well.

oh and ask her if she wants flowers, THERE instant girl friend :) it worked with me until i broke up with my girl friend 7 years later. acme coverd twat.

Since when did we rate girls like flash?

I thought about my previous comment. If anyone was offended, I deeply apologize. If you suffer from any sort of social anxiety disorder, I have a friend who does. I feel your pain, and apologize.

My comment was an attempt to be blunt and "helpful." It failed. My apologies.

Zach

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy :(

well, what you do is that you hate the star syndicate, who have no life(s), and then you have a date

At 11/9/08 05:43 AM, GOTHtheDEATHBRINGER wrote:

Not impressed.

Lol, calm your nips, it was a joke -_-" Don't be so serious, It's just internet.

At 11/9/08 02:44 PM, TheWolfe wrote: Since when did we rate girls like flash?

I BLAMMED HER LOL

WITH MY COCK

At 11/9/08 12:53 PM, jack231 wrote:

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy :(

step 1.quit newgrounds. chicks arent attracted to the internet.

also,if she's hot,just dont try to make any moves. more than likely,her rich parents will think you're "not good enough for our little princess" and will sue you for "sexual harassment".then you should call petey the sexual harassment/don't sue people panda. also,the girl will think the same as her snobby parents,assuming she can think,what with all the makeup weighing down her head. i recommend you start relationships in college,then you can find girls that are hot AND smart.

"assuming she can think,what with all the makeup weighing down her head." kudos to anyone who knows what movie i got that from. HINT: it's from 2003.

Honestly I'd be pretty ashamed if I had posted something like this... Good thing you're anonymous on the internet.

So what you want to do: Wait until after school, then jump her and-Nah, just kidding. If you actually want to get a LASTING relationship, the only thing you can do is be yourself. If you don't want a lasting relationship, just do what I was about to say and jump her ;)

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy :(

Newgrounds = instant loss of chances with her.
Don't drag your shit into General, go to the romance advice club.

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy :(

Take it from me, girls like it when you grab them and get beat up by their boyfriends.
Or, act gangsta.

Seems we've had a fair bit of the right advice already here. But I'll give you mine any way.

Move in as a friend, then you just gotta see how you two go. Remember take it slow, the less time it takes for a relationship to get going, the less time it takes for it to stop. I've only had one relationship, and it lasted a year, I have to say that wasn't so bad considering what an inexperienced little geek of a self-mistaked pervert I was. But after the break up I soon found out how much I'd learnt.

My second go, didn't make it as far as a relationship but I don't care, and let me tell you why.

Me and her were good friends, and I just let things go freely, eventually, my feelings grew for her and after a month or so of being unsure of how close to "love" me feelings were I confessed that I "kinda loved" her then explained why it's only "kinda". I fell in the friend zone by I don't care. Since all I wanted was for her to be happy, and therefore didn't give a good god damn about what happened to me, and at the moment her boyfriend is doing a damn good job of keeping her happy so I'm happy for both of them.

So basicly, it ain't all up to you. Be yourself and let her be herself. And if you like her, you just gotta hope things go in your direction, you can only make things move SLOWLY. Keep your hopes down, or you'll lose 'em. Fantasies and dreams are alright, it can keep me happy and as long as no one knows about them, they're ok.

Good luck, and try yourbest to keep the bullshit away from you two.

Can I... perhaps... see a pic? I mean, just take a pic with her (no, not naked), and then we can truly give u our desision

i am sure her personality isn't a 10, you would know her alot more if you knew her personality. also. "this shit hot girl"

NEWS FLASH:

shit isn't hot.

just talk to her and stuff............. don't just look at her, seriously, figure it out!

At 10/30/08 02:22 AM, Ungar wrote: High school relationships = no no

People who say this are generally people who have never had a girlfriend.

Here's something that can't go wrong;
First you rape her (if she tries to defend herself, punch her till she's unconcious). Then you toss her body in the river and you'll never see her again.

Mission complete: You got with her.

What's P.E. Theory?

Young love.

FAIL

Walk around with your dick hanging outside your pants.

At 10/30/08 02:22 AM, Ungar wrote: High school relationships = no no

You = Missing out on practice

At 10/30/08 07:55 AM, Otto wrote: I love how people on Newgrounds cover for their own lack of relationships in High-school by being all "nahh man don't bother with relationships in High School".

Lol never thought of that

lol do you have anything in common with her? I talked to one girl that sat next to me in class, and we have about nothing in common. Sounds like an "issue". May not work out if you two dont have anythin in common

At 2/2/10 06:48 PM, SouthAsian wrote: Walk around with your dick hanging outside your pants.

works like a charm ;)

Why havnt you clicked my sig yet??

say that you were looking for a person to hang out with and plan something absolutely simple... like getting a Slurpee and you though that she could use one, if it fails then come back the second day and just sit by her and answer question in the class, she what she talks about and get into it fast.. and let her warm up to you.

If you're not man enough to talk to her, how would you expect anything to ever happen?
Because of this, you are doomed to be alone forever.

My advice to you on hot girl advice is to pay close attention to what everyone here tells you to do, and then go out of your way to NOT DO IT!

:C'mon man. Look at us. shoulkd we really be your source of reference on this?

At 10/30/08 02:22 AM, Ungar wrote: High school relationships = no no

See, when I was in high school, that's how I justified my apathy towards dating. Then I became a senior and realized that I had only been wasting valuable time.