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The Treasure Hunt thread received 1,138 replies with thousands of recommendations. I watched EVERY SINGLE ONE and parsed them into a list of almost 180 submissions for consideration.
And the winners is:
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LOL just kidding! Although that one DID almost win for getting the most lulz. I actually decided to split my list into FOUR posts. This first post will cover undiscovered movies, while upcoming posts will examine undiscovered games, unappreciated front pagers and lesser-known works by celebrated artists, and finally, undiscovered series. I'm tempted to accept more suggestions to flesh out the upcoming lists, but we'll talk about that next week. For now, try to watch everything on this list and post about which ones you liked best.
If you only watch the front page, this is just a taste of what you're missing. If you watch ALL of these movies, congrats; you can call yourself a Newgrounder for the next year.
I'll start with some neat movies that can occasionally be disturbing.
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Comfort
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Bits of Love
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The Greyhound
by plendyA charming film about a greyhound lumbered with an old and very SLOW man. -
A Part
by HeRetiKA story about the jigsaw that is life. -
City victims
by VideoSnackLoneliness kills -
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The Spider and the Fly
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Jill
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Meet The Moon
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The Octahedron
by Angelus-MortisA mathematician creates an octahedron which is light, bouncy and strong... -
Boy Robot!
by SwiftSketcherA boy and a robot, drawn traditionally and put together in flash. -
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If you're looking for a laugh, or at least for something that's intended to be funny, here's what floated to the surface this year:
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Mug Hug
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52 Million Pick Up
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cupcake...
by oldlyshapedchrisall my life ive been longed for a cupcake!! -
Disassembler
by CitizentwainCould this be how Bush always stumbles along his speeches? -
DOUG FUNNY!
by Elementsk8er506Doug Funny trys to get his revenge over Bill Devore for messin with his woman! (Patty M) -
Charlie & the LOL Factory
by FaltaVivaA short parody on the great movie. -
Lemon Eyes
by DirtyPandaFilmsWhen life gives you lemons, make lemon eyes! -
Hey Jim
by ImpendingRiotJim and Bob exchange some work place banter. -
I Can Break These Cuffs
by JoeandToma ytmnd tribute -
Darwin Awards
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Utonium's Catastrophe
by KartuneHustlaWhat would happen if the powerpuff girls were created with little science? -
GIRLS (ng edition)
by jonnycomicsFeatures sweet, sweet voice-acting and music by Metallica and others... -
Can we still be friends?
by SecretSecretaryA short about love, and love lost... -
Cuntilda Ep. 1
by unauthoredhoaxIntroducing: Cuntilda, and E.T., the alien with one Extra Testicle! -
Slowpoke
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Anyone Seen My Dignity
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Mr. Piss
by SlintasHis got a story for you and you better like it! -
School Fool
by SnubbyCan I borrow a pencil? -
batman's themesong
by vlaktemaatbatman is peacefully drinking his coffee, when he is disturbed by...his themesong? -
Chicken Wings
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Spatchcock Gourmet Pizza
by rilstixGrant Spatchcock presents the future of pizza - its like, you know, gourmet. -
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Slick Nick - Private Dick
by cpaaronCan the grumpy gumshoe crack the case and find the missing band? -
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Wrath of the Anicopters
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Stryker Saves the Day 2
by WovenThe world is in chaos, but one man stands against the madness. It's Stryker! -
The Dinosaur Planet
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The Anigen Show!Episode16
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Dennis Parker's DVD
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Stinky Chicken - Love
by stinky-chickenUsed to eat a lot of cream cheese... -
Suck My Nuts
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Effective Flea Control
by CheesiusExtreme Flea Control (short-quickie)
The following movies are funny AND creepy, a win win combo!
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Flag Man
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Good Ol' Friendly Nes Ep1
by DannyBacchusNeskin treats a young group of people to a refreshing drink on a hot summers day. -
StrollyNes
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Hallucinaliens
by VillainousTurtleSLCAbout an alien who eats a hallucinogenic fruit, trips out, and goes on adventures. -
Cervantes is melancholy.
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Frankensteins Robot
by adamskiiSomething about a robot, chicks dig robots yeah?
And not quite interesting or funny, but flat out disturbing:
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This is just crazy for how thorough it is:
It isn't socially acceptable to acknowledged these as funny, so I'll post them out of pure outrage like the news would:
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911 day
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Abortion Shark is Hungreh
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And finally to make a few of you happy:
Here we have the three Es of Experimental:
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This tingles a part of my brain that doesn't light up too often, it's funny how stuff can do that:
These movies ooze with animation:
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HENKEIKUN
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I like Cookies!
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The Experiment
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reDot
by KeramazottiShort red dot
If you like watching action / fight movies, here are some you may have missed:
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Vigilante Boy
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Dead Mens' Tale
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EMIL
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Zombie Disaster
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Q (cute) version of bruce
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Gun Devil
by Magicman-DXA short anime styled flash movie..... maybe not much action on it......
If you are looking for a city on the edge, waiting for a push:
Then we have some music videos:
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satin gold
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New Friend Request
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And of course, cocks:
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les Sprint
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Pathetic Phallusy
by LordLothlorienRicky finds out it's hard being the weiner of the group. -
Monster In My Pocket
by CDplayait happens everyday -
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And MARIO:
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Fucking Huge Faggotry
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mario brothers 2000
by vlaktemaatmario gets a job unlike he has ever experienced
AND our annual obligatory Tootsie Pop movie:
Picking a winner is always hard, but this one had that "gem" quality to it:
The $250 prize goes to Slintas for this awesome find! It wasn't until seeing Hallucinaliens that I then watched and front paged Custodial Catastrophe, a more recent movie by the same author. I'm looking forward to seeing what VillainousTurtleSLC does next!
More Treasure-Hunt related posts next week! Reply with your thoughts on this list! Make it your weekend project to watch them all.