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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:29:05


Eight hundred men want to help her?

Wow.

Just.

Fucking.

Wow.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:29:30


I had no idea man-juice was healthy....

hmmmm....

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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:31:19


At 10/22/08 07:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I had no idea man-juice was healthy....
hmmmm....

Probably isn't. If anything it'll make her gain weight.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:32:51


At 10/22/08 07:31 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
At 10/22/08 07:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I had no idea man-juice was healthy....
hmmmm....
Probably isn't. If anything it'll make her gain weight.

Maybe that's why she was fat in the first place.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:34:34


At 10/22/08 07:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I had no idea man-juice was healthy....
hmmmm....

Me neither. But I'm still not gonna drink it just to lose weight.
If I wanna go from 189 - 116 again, I'll just starve myself.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:35:09


I'll help.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:38:01


What an absolutely disgusting human being. She should be ashamed of herself.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:43:14


This was six years ago.

I'd like to see the results..

Baby Britain.

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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:43:45


At 10/22/08 07:34 PM, darknessdweller wrote:
At 10/22/08 07:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I had no idea man-juice was healthy....
hmmmm....
Me neither. But I'm still not gonna drink it just to lose weight.
If I wanna go from 189 - 116 again, I'll just starve myself.

Don't forget the tapeworms!

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:48:13


When I have to swallow I get beaten and raped.

This is not fair!

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:49:10


oh my... *signs up*


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:50:10


That's the most oddest diet that I heard so far. Also, 800 people are volunteering for this? Nasty for her. She's going to taste a whole lot of differences.


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2008-10-22 19:58:22


Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

ORLY?

NO NO! Cut the GREEN Wire!

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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-25 21:41:48


I want to help her with that.

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-25 22:21:21


*Signs up.*


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-25 23:13:30


In 2002, the plump Kelly publicly attempted to lose weight by an all-semen diet. She lost 15 pounds on her "Man Juice Diet" by spending 30 days on a diet consisting of semen, banana smoothies and brocolli. Via fellatio, Kelly extracted about three to six teaspoons of semen per day. The average ejaculation is roughly 1 teaspoon and contains 15 calories. The semen portion of Kim Kelly's diet therefore only contributed 45 to 90 calories of her daily nutrition, a minor fraction of what is required by a normal adult. It is likely that the only aspect of her semen diet that differentiated it from a banana smoothie diet is the exercise she received while fellating her participants.


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-25 23:19:27


Well, at least she's used to it


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-26 04:15:05


I hope this becomes a fad, or a new form of dieting, that people start to use, and becomes common. O_O


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-26 04:20:29


What the hell?

So for those extra kilos I just need to turn gay and start giving blowjobs to everyone in school?

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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-26 04:23:13


At 1/26/09 04:15 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I hope this becomes a fad, or a new form of dieting, that people start to use, and becomes common. O_O

you sir, are the master of common sense.


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-26 04:27:50


At 1/26/09 04:15 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: I hope this becomes a fad, or a new form of dieting, that people start to use, and becomes common. O_O

As do I sir, free fellatio is always a bargain. :)


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Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-26 04:30:10


Id laugh if she gained heaps of weight

Response to Most amazing diet ever 2009-01-26 04:32:05


Lucky, lucky souls..


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