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If You Were Permabanned...

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 10:49:15


I would go to fucking Pennsylvania with a 9, shoot tom and wade, and fuck april.

riding in my benzo poppin my colla

see some fine wenches I hafta halla

diamonds, gold, and the all mighty dolla

Im gein bitch, the original balla.

I bust out my 9 and light up your impala.

FUCK THAT POLICE!

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 10:49:19


I would be liek

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Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 10:50:33


I'd just say "Now I can bask in my newfound social life, Now I am free from the shackles of an internet community!"

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 10:51:27


Make a new account with a different IP.

simple

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 10:58:33


i would go outside and do something such as rob a conviniance store


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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 11:15:17


At 9/28/08 09:59 AM, QwertyXD wrote: I wouldn't say anything. I'd faint.

You haven't even been signed up for a month. Why on Earth would you care if you were permabanned?

It's only (effectively) happened to one person btw.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 11:16:00


I would kill myself. My life would be pointless.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 11:18:01


Probably be really sad and angry, then eventually make a new account and post every once in a while.


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 11:18:05


I would crawl in a corner and cry. Most likely there would be some self mutilation involved as well.


"Lulz is watching someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat with friends and laugh"

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 16:16:27


I would say "FINALLY! I can code to death!" and start using the computer for coding!


Save Firefox and free software!

iMate900 4 BBS Mod in 2010!

RIP Michael Jackson. RIP Billy Mays. (But I do not care for them)

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 16:17:12


Get a new IP address.


At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:

| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 16:18:00


I'd attack the NG HQ with Molotov cocktails and C4.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 16:25:32


Make the honor roll, get a girlfriend, be quarterback of the football team.


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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 16:32:24


By all that's holy, I hope I'll never get myself permanent banned.

Not that it would change my life or anything, it's just I tend to try live by the rules and such.

IF I'd get perma banned, I'd take a good look at the reasoning and evidence and then conclude I've either acted horrid on NG and face my punishment, or try convince the staff I've been wronged.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 16:58:15


At 9/28/08 10:01 AM, SteeZyGinger wrote: I don't know.
But i've been banned like 13958139068 times, i don't think poozy likes me.

it's funny, because that's exactly the percentage that exaggerations went up yesterday.

I'd just get on with my everyday life.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:03:54


Spam toms email with penis enlargement emails and gay mags.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:05:28


"This took long enough."

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:06:57


"Now what"


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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:09:54


Haha, you kids.

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:10:44


If I was permabanned, I would probably just... move on.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:12:35


If I was permabanned, I wouldn't be too pissed, because in order to be given a permanent ban, I would've had to do something really fucking retarded.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:15:30


At 9/28/08 05:12 PM, Inquizitor wrote: If I was permabanned, I wouldn't be too pissed, because in order to be given a permanent ban, I would've had to do something really fucking retarded.

Just imagine you did something really fucking retarded.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:24:39


id make an alt and start ALL over again

yikes!


kiss my ass!

im an attention whore DUR!

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:24:57


I would make anothe account

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:26:19


Accept the fact that there would be nothing I could do about it. And then cry.


brains.

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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:27:34


I would say "Thank god."

It would give me an excuse to not come back to this place.


Coast 2 Coast- Pre-Release off of my band's Debut Full-Length album "Surrey's Finest".

Stella - My Band

Arc of the Universe Music Inc. - Our record label.

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:27:58


id waste time on another site

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:32:42


I would probably say " damn i got permabanned. oh well. guess i'll go look at videos on youtube or Go outside."

Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:34:27


if i was banned i would jsut stay with te flash and msuic section. like the old days *sniff,sniff*


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Response to If You Were Permabanned... 2008-09-28 17:37:36


At 9/28/08 05:36 PM, cast wrote: I wouldn't give a shit. :)

stop trying to act all tough >=(

you would cry and cry and cry !


kiss my ass!

im an attention whore DUR!

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