My Girlfriend Screams During Sex.
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Burnzoid, you get laid alot, im sorry if thats off topic..but..
Fuck you and your sexual sexploitations!
It means she wants it up the ass... with no lube!!!
At 9/15/08 06:32 PM, Burnzoid wrote: I'm being serious, she is one loud bitch.
It's not just you then
While reading this sentence you realize that 2 people die and 4 babies are born every second. Is it a time to weep, or celebrate?
At 9/15/08 06:57 PM, Burnzoid wrote:At 9/15/08 06:46 PM, GiantDouche wrote:I see.At 9/15/08 06:44 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Should I put on my robe and wizard hat?Make her fellate a blow up doll while you sneak up behind her and insert a small animal into her anus. Then the screaming will be the least of your problems.
Do you? Also, is she hot?
Female message revealed
"omg you fuck me so hard it feeeeels soooo gooood so i scream teehee but i won't tell you this because i don't want to be asked obvious fucking questions"
If she's dirty, it sure as hell ain't pain-related.
If you were hurting her, she'd tell you
Burnzoid topic # 2,405
Also, who cares. Just keep fucking her you fag
Gooch for MOD 09'
If they're screaming then you're doing a good job... If they're crying then you know how to fuck.
DISCLAIMER: I was not sober during the making of this post.
that just means youre doing it right
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I don't like when they scream in my ear.
Fuck you.
Well if it was painful, she wouldn't joke about it.
さあ時の扉を開けて行こうよ
Hey, your dad doesn't count as a girlfriend.
WIN!
Do a barrel roll!
Wait, how do you have a girlfriend?
I thought you were a porn star.
Eeeyup~
why do u not like that?
i find it awesome
i dig it
very much
yeah
"Thats like calling shotgun for a car you cant even find!!"-drunk cousin
lol, i cant believe no one's said it...
i dont think...
pics or it didnt happen
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
At 9/15/08 06:37 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: An effect solution to all your worries.
Some one give this man a Fucking Medal!
The whole Japanese girls and mice rape imagery was disturbing. At least you weren't being too serious. Right?
At 9/15/08 08:32 PM, cellardoor6 wrote:At 9/15/08 07:04 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Fuck you and your sexual sexploitations!You do know that just about everything he says is a lie, right?
I figured he at least expanded on the truth, but I'll take his stories with a heaping bowl of salt.
At 9/15/08 06:32 PM, Burnzoid wrote:
Can you guys decipher this cryptic female code, I've tried to and it's near impossible. Also, she's quite dirty, she likes it up the ass, if that's any help.
You'd think anyone with a modicum of intelligence in sex could at least formulate a couple plausible theories and come to a conclusion based on the evidence provided.
C'MON MAN IT'S NOT TRICKY.
