See, I have an Asian women fetish.

Is this alright for a 1/4 Spanish, yet, mainly white guy to have?

I've slept with one Korean girl. But i want to sleep with a Japanese girl, thats one of my minor life goals.

What would be the best Asian women to sleep with? And, do we have to have sex like in straight up Japanese porn? I don't think I'd be into eels in the anus, Bukkake, or using scissors to cut the panties for access. OK, well maybe the latter.

As a side note:

how can i sculpt dragon ball Z hair?

Further note: I have a rather large afro at the moment, will this make it more difficult?

can you punch stuffs with out breaking your hand and dose every thing go slow motion every time you jump?

At 9/14/08 03:24 AM, youngblood26 wrote:

At 9/14/08 02:57 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote: STFU, you're not my history teacher.

LOLWUT?

GTFO

At 9/14/08 03:35 AM, Rion-hunter wrote: do you have difficulty with blinds? (as in ...the curtain...type)

P

lol, actually yeah.

At 9/14/08 03:52 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: can you punch stuffs with out breaking your hand and dose every thing go slow motion every time you jump?

What an excellent question sir! depends on how thick the brick or whatever is. Every time I jump? Only when I want it to. ;)

Why are hot asian chicks so much hotter than other hot chicks?

At 9/14/08 12:16 PM, DasUberCow wrote: Why are hot asian chicks so much hotter than other hot chicks?

they're not. Your narrow caucasian mind is deceiving you.

you guys are lame. Ask me questions.

Are you a terrible driver?

At 9/14/08 12:52 PM, RKThrilla wrote: Do all asians like cookies?

How should I know? They're allright.

Every Asian I know gets a mouth orgasm everytime they have one...

rofl.

At 9/14/08 12:52 PM, AbsintheClock wrote: Are you a terrible driver?

no.

These questions are lame...

Who the fuck brought this fad here? I'm not sure where it started, but I've seen it on two other forums, and it was on one a couple months ago, the other maybe a month ago.

Do you think Reservoir Dogs is ripped off from City on Fire?

You want some effing questions? Fine.

Are you pretending to be an Asian?

Yes he is pretending.

What the hell would you get out of this?

He enjoys fapping to words and the like.

Who the flying f**k do you think you are?

A professional hobo who craves attention...and potatoes.

Why do you still live in your mom's basement?

Free food plus he's a momma's boy. He can't help it.

Are you satisfied with my questions?

*orgasm* Next question please?

At 9/14/08 12:57 PM, RKThrilla wrote: If 2 asians are in a barrel what would happen?

2000 w00t w00t lol

WTF is this shit?

At 9/14/08 12:59 PM, Lagatag wrote: Who the fuck brought this fad here? I'm not sure where it started, but I've seen it on two other forums, and it was on one a couple months ago, the other maybe a month ago.

first I remember was from Poozy, "Ask a crane operator" Several have spawned afterwards.

At 9/14/08 01:00 PM, zalecot wrote: why is it that china has its own version of google..... why cant they just use google

how am I supposed to know? I don't live in China. Probably to filter out all of the anti-communist stuff on the web.

At 9/14/08 01:03 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Do you think Reservoir Dogs is ripped off from City on Fire?

I don't want asian movies.

Is it true that Asians all are born with a random martial arts skill?

ANSWER THIS !!!

How many three-digit numbers are composed of three distinct digits such that one digit is the average of the other two?

At 9/14/08 01:07 PM, Eli216AkAMcdoAddict wrote: You want some effing questions? Fine.

Are you pretending to be an Asian?

Yes he is pretending.

I wasn't born in Asia, but I can still answer some questions.

What the hell would you get out of this?

He enjoys fapping to words and the like.

I made the thread late last night, I was bored.

Who the flying f**k do you think you are?

A professional hobo who craves attention...and potatoes.

an Asian. :D

Why do you still live in your mom's basement?

Free food plus he's a momma's boy. He can't help it.

I still go to school, and we don't have a basement.

Are you satisfied with my questions?

*orgasm* Next question please?

NO, you're questions are stupid and completely off-topic.

At 9/14/08 01:09 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Is it true that Asians all are born with a random martial arts skill?

not any more... they've adapted nerdy instincts now... And Nice parody thread, too bad it was locked. It could have been real funny.

At 9/14/08 01:11 PM, www-kaywire-com wrote: ANSWER THIS !!!

How many three-digit numbers are composed of three distinct digits such that one digit is the average of the other two?

5.

I don't know.

At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, hhcash wrote: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

STOP ASKING RANDOM PPL!!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE AN "ASK" TOPIC SHITYORKS!

I was will be contacting Wade.

go ahead fag

At 9/14/08 01:18 PM, The-Condor wrote:

At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, hhcash wrote: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

STOP ASKING RANDOM PPL!!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE AN "ASK" TOPIC SHITYORKS!

I was will be contacting Wade.

go ahead fag

YOU WANNA MESS?! *pulls out nunchuks* HYAH!!

At 9/14/08 01:26 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Do you care for any users on Newgrounds?

Yes, but I much prefer my friends from school.

Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting?

Locked because: see my post in this thread.

In the same thread, see the post below mine for emphasis...