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Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:33:29


that's right. Another one of those shitastic threads.

Go ahead, give me all your questions and I will try to answer.

no "Is it true that Asians have small dicks?" questions.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:34:48


Is it true that Asians have small dicks?
Joking!

Umm.... Is it true that all asians are nerdy hackers?

Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:36:05


how long is your cock? and the diameter? and the circumference of your testicles?


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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:36:29


Do you eat rice almost everyday for dinner like me?


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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:36:59


Why does most of China have such a lack of respect for human rights?

Lawl

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:37:32


are u chinese or japanese???


dope is for dopes

Atheists need to be saved

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:37:36


EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

STOP ASKING RANDOM PPL!!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE AN "ASK" TOPIC SHITYORKS!

I was will be contacting Wade.


eh.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:38:53


At 9/14/08 12:34 AM, KevnSevn wrote: Ummm, can you fix my computer?

no, no I can't. It seems fine, you're using it right now.

At 9/14/08 12:34 AM, xIDoL wrote: Is it true that Asians have small dicks?
Joking!

Umm.... Is it true that all asians are nerdy hackers?

some of them... there's different kind of asians... the ones that read books, the ones that hang out with other asians, the ones that are... nerdy hackers, and the cool ones, like me (or just normal I guess)

At 9/14/08 12:34 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: CHING GIHN JUNT CHONG???

HAI! CHING CHANG KUDAI ZHONG!!

At 9/14/08 12:36 AM, americanidiot2f wrote: Do you eat rice almost everyday for dinner like me?

every single fucking day. Except today, I had dumplings.

At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, afuckingname wrote: are u chinese or japanese???

I AM FROM LAOS!!!!

I'm chinese. +10 points to anyone who gets the reference.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:38:55


Why are you so smart and kill babies?


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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:39:03


do you know karate!!!!

Ask an Asian anything...


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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:42:13


why did you skip my questions?

i prefer the measurements in the metric system

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:43:45


At 9/14/08 12:36 AM, MasarapProductions wrote: Why does most of China have such a lack of respect for human rights?

Lawl

I dunno, damn communists.

At 9/14/08 12:38 AM, MsiScars2780 wrote: Why are you so smart and kill babies?

I'm smart because my parents are smart and their parents were... not so smart. And. I don't know.

At 9/14/08 12:39 AM, IamMajik wrote: do you know karate!!!!

Oh, bring it on, BITCH!! HAYA!!!

I used to take kung-fu.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:43:52


Is your name Phuck?


Dicks

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:45:08


At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, hhcash wrote: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

STOP ASKING RANDOM PPL!!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE AN "ASK" TOPIC SHITYORKS!

I was will be contacting Wade.

Lmao, go eat shit.
Tattle-tale.


Do a barrel roll!

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:47:48


At 9/14/08 12:42 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: why did you skip my questions?
i prefer the measurements in the metric system

1. read the first post.
2. I'm not pulling off my pants and finding a ruler just for your curiosity or fetish or whatever, you sick fuck.

At 9/14/08 12:43 AM, beeryayghost wrote: Is your name Phuck?

MY NAME IS JACKIE CHAN!!!

It's Kevin. But that's my english name.
At 9/14/08 12:45 AM, GIRFAN wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, hhcash wrote: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

STOP ASKING RANDOM PPL!!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO MAKE AN "ASK" TOPIC SHITYORKS!

I was will be contacting Wade.
Lmao, go eat shit.
Tattle-tale.

GO EAT SHIT COCKSUCKER!! I don't like snitches... ASIAN GANG GONNA MESS YOU UP!!


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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:50:16


Do you actually get offended if i cant tell the difference if your chinese, japanese, korean, or anyone of the other "different" types of you people?


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.

I N V U 4 U R A Q T < You really are. ;)

Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:53:35


how long is the sun


Dkfan123

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:54:00


Is your name Wan King?

Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:56:39


rasist bastards. Im Japanese.


Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still a retard.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:57:35


At 9/14/08 12:47 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
GO EAT SHIT COCKSUCKER!! I don't like snitches... ASIAN GANG GONNA MESS YOU UP!!

WELL FRENCHY OVER HERE GONNA TURN YOU INTO A HOPELESS CLUSTAFUCK. BITCH!


eh.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:58:05


At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.

Japanese isnt a race....


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.

I N V U 4 U R A Q T < You really are. ;)

Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 00:59:36


At 9/14/08 12:58 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.
Japanese isnt a race....

YOUR NOT A RACE


eh.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:06:11


Where're you from~
I'm from Hong Kong^^

Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:06:25


At 9/14/08 12:46 AM, DaSadGirl wrote: Does it break your heart when you see an Asian woman with a black or white man?

what? lol, no. I don't even like Asian girls... I have some friends but never a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

PS...do you have any sisters I can rape? : ( 20

No, I have a little brother... lol, have at him.

At 9/14/08 12:50 AM, pointydagger wrote: Do you actually get offended if i cant tell the difference if your chinese, japanese, korean, or anyone of the other "different" types of you people?

no, not really. not at all actually.

At 9/14/08 12:53 AM, dkfan123 wrote: how long is the sun

how long is the sun? I don't understand... from what I know, there used to be 10 suns and they were all shot down except for one.

At 9/14/08 12:54 AM, xIDoL wrote: Is your name Wan King?

No, I already answered this question. My name is Jackie Chan.

At 9/14/08 12:54 AM, KevnSevn wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:38 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:34 AM, KevnSevn wrote: Ummm, can you fix my computer?
no, no I can't. It seems fine, you're using it right now.
But it is sooo slow!!!!

hit it a couple times, tell me if it works faster.

At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.

and... do you have a question?

At 9/14/08 12:57 AM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:47 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
GO EAT SHIT COCKSUCKER!! I don't like snitches... ASIAN GANG GONNA MESS YOU UP!!
WELL FRENCHY OVER HERE GONNA TURN YOU INTO A HOPELESS CLUSTAFUCK. BITCH!

*pulls out nunchucks and swings them around really crazy like* YOU WANNA MESS?! At 9/14/08 12:58 AM, pointydagger wrote:

At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.
Japanese isnt a race....

YEAH IT IS YOU RACIST.

At 9/14/08 12:59 AM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:58 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.
Japanese isnt a race....
YOUR NOT A RACE

NO U.

I hit the 4 post limit, sorry. Keep the questions coming!

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:08:16


At 9/14/08 12:38 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, afuckingname wrote: are u chinese or japanese???
I AM FROM LAOS!!!!

I'm chinese. +10 points to anyone who gets the reference.

King of the Hill. And I am Laotian (Laos)

Seriously.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:13:22


At 9/14/08 12:59 AM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:58 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.
Japanese isnt a race....
YOUR NOT A RACE

No. No im not.


Ive had sex with grandma, apple pie, and baseball. That means that i have had sex with america.

I N V U 4 U R A Q T < You really are. ;)

Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:15:33


At 9/14/08 01:06 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
*pulls out nunchucks and swings them around really crazy like* YOU WANNA MESS?!

*Pulls out metal baguette* hell yeah i do


eh.

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:15:45


At 9/14/08 01:06 AM, orlando2008 wrote: Where're you from~
I'm from Hong Kong^^

Shanghai, cool place.

At 9/14/08 01:08 AM, AlacritySoundz wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:38 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:37 AM, afuckingname wrote: are u chinese or japanese???
I AM FROM LAOS!!!!

I'm chinese. +10 points to anyone who gets the reference.
King of the Hill. And I am Laotian (Laos)

Seriously.

... so are you Chinese or Japanese?

At 9/14/08 01:13 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:59 AM, hhcash wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:58 AM, pointydagger wrote:
At 9/14/08 12:56 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: rasist bastards. Im Japanese.
Japanese isnt a race....
YOUR NOT A RACE
No. No im not.

YEAH YOU ARE.

No more questions, I'm going to bed. It's 12:15.


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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:18:50


At 9/14/08 01:15 AM, kRaZyAzN wrote:
Seriously.
... so are you Chinese or Japanese?

CHINESE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

No Japanese. NO...Wait...

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Response to Ask an Asian anything... 2008-09-14 01:18:52


Little asian man, need his sleep.
Make his noodles in the morning.


Do a barrel roll!

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