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Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:00:45


You know, when you are a little kid, and you went to restaurants or stores and as you were walking you would stumble upon a bland looking door that said:

AUTHORIZED PERSONAL ONLY.

DO NOT ENTER.

And you would drift away, imagine all the wondrous and secret things that must be in there, and you wanted nothing more then to just get a quick glance inside.

And then you get older, and you work there or have a friend who works there show you it, and it turns out it was a broom and some cleaning supplies.

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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:03:06


I tried knocking on those doors. No one answered.
I always figured thats were they held their magic.

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:03:41


I love those kind of places..
better yet...
your closer to some secret spots on NG than you think...


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:04:11


I realized it's exactly what's beyond the window: Cleaning supplies or the area behind a counter.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:04:55


Yes, I know EXACTLY what you are talking about.

I always imagined a wizard performing his magic in there... or Zeus...

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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:06:54


The broom is actually a lever, pull it for the REAL secret!

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-25 22:15:52


When I was a kid, I just went in.
If anyone tried to stop me, I shot them with my M16.

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:26:10


Op, why didn't you just go in there when you were a kid?
You could've just killed anyone that tryed to stop you.

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:28:10


i peek in, but i never go thru the doors


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:28:22


Like the teacher's lounge?


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:29:59


I didn't really think that there was something really secret in there. I just thought that there was all the storage and certain things like that in there.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:30:01


I always figured it was nothing special, just things the company doesn't want the populace to see to keep up the look of cleanliness.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:33:02


I always thought is was like a giant furnace with huge churning gears and guys yelling and shoveling coal or something, or at least a TON of machines.

Think the clock tower from Castlevania.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:33:13


At 8/26/08 01:28 AM, TheSweetGirl wrote: Like the teacher's lounge?

Yeah, I always thought the teacher's lounge would be super awesome with couches, vending machines, and unlimited supply access.

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:55:59


At 8/25/08 10:16 PM, B4gle wrote: You have to have 10,000 posts to see the REAL secret room.

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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 01:59:48


I used to think that the teachers lounge had like couches and arcade machines and stuff. lol.

also there was one of those doors at block buster. and i ended up being dragged out of there by the collar of my shirt by my dad... never figured out why he didnt want me to be in there so bad :P


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 02:00:15


At 8/25/08 10:00 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:.


And then you get older, and you work there or have a friend who works there show you it, and it turns out it was a broom and some cleaning supplies.

>= [

*sigh* i know what u mean :c
i always thought that all the trays are cleaned by a kick ass machine, but no i am the guy who cleans those trays

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 02:06:13


I used to think that if I opened the door, monsters and weird shit would come out and attack me for no apparent reason.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 02:09:49


At 8/26/08 01:33 AM, HAQnSPITT wrote:
At 8/26/08 01:28 AM, TheSweetGirl wrote: Like the teacher's lounge?
Yeah, I always thought the teacher's lounge would be super awesome with couches, vending machines, and unlimited supply access.

IMAGINATION!


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 06:02:30


At 8/25/08 10:00 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: You know, when you are a little kid, and you went to restaurants or stores and as you were walking you would stumble upon a bland looking door that said:

AUTHORIZED PERSONAL ONLY.

DO NOT ENTER.

And you would drift away, imagine all the wondrous and secret things that must be in there, and you wanted nothing more then to just get a quick glance inside.

And then you get older, and you work there or have a friend who works there show you it, and it turns out it was a broom and some cleaning supplies.

>= [

Lol wat a way to burst your bubble!!
i mean it would be good if just one time behind the door is a mass storage of weapons just for your desire!!! that would be sooo cool!


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 06:03:39


I used to think it was to the big security room. Thought every place had one.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 06:04:06


Thats where they keep the mind control device and spare slaves.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 06:07:04


I have Calvin & Hobbes to thank, when I was a little kid I always thought that's where the adults monitored your every move like the secret service or Big Brother or some shit. Like you would open the door, and it's like, three guys with all of this monitoring equipment. If you discovered them you'd get brainwashed or shot KGB style or something, I dunno.


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 06:09:35


i always thought it was a entrance to a castle :3


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Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 07:02:51


I actually still like it even though it was just a broom. Also, NG has a lot of those places.

Response to Authorized Personal only. 2008-08-26 07:09:55


i take it you recently got your heart broken?


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