It's a shame how long these can go without attention...
I'll post another question in this club, too. Maybe someone will be interested in answering it (we've got oodles in this thread, now, take your pick).
Have you ever met anyone who starts a conversation with "I'm/We're gay"?
Seriously, who does that? Before the horndog incident , I bumped into a very, very effeminate gay guy couple. Like the kind you could show another gay guy and they'd be scared outta their minds. So I get in line behind them, and they're talking and all, when one of them turns around and looks at me (I was actually wearing a double Venus armband), took one look at me and said "We're gay." Dumbfounded, I just said "Oh, okay." And then, they left. That was it.
I looked around for a second, gained my bearings and said (aloud) "What the hell just happened?"