At 5/17/08 04:44 PM, LOLZILLA wrote: my parents marrige is ofically over. it was finalized in court today for the past couple of weeks me my mom and my brother and sister hjave been liveing in my grandpas house. ive never been through something like this before so i have no idea what to do
wow, talk about crappy, annoying, irrelevant diatribes
At 5/17/08 02:42 PM, Dropkicked wrote: Grow some balls.
Out of your ass.
ass balls are the most manly thing on Earth.
say you bought a new cat but you dropped it and it exploded into a million pieces, or that you dropped it into a road and it flipped a couple of cars...then exploded into A MILLION PIECES! muhuhahahaha!
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'Awesomeness, for thy name is Jesus' ...I don't get it either...
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Because a Cat is so much more expensive then a Car...
Wha? WHA?? Wheres the kitten?
I was at my buddy...50m away from his house we found a cat deepfreezed in the ice. Not funny...
I have 4 cats in my home, all wasent abandonned, so I glad to be saved there animals.
It will be a chance for a future.
Dont kill !!!
Buy her a new cat before she ends your life I guess.
I was riding my dirt bike, and my dumbass cat ran in front of me - I ran it over and killed it. My mom is so pissed, she says I have to buy her a kitten. Now, I'm not going to, because I hate cats and I'm saving my money to buy a car. But my mom says she will kill me if I don't buy her a new cat. I think she might actually kill me. What am going to do?
Corrected it for you.
Disregard this post.
Buy a new cat for your mother and when she's about to take it form your hands, whip out a gun and shoot it in the face. Then throw the animal's corpse on the floor and say:"There's your fucking cat, bitch!"
That'll teach your mother a lesson.
At 5/17/08 02:43 PM, Luis wrote: i think the proper thing to do is to let your mom run you over and buy a new son.
I agree with this guy.
If you dont think you're awesome, then you fucking suck!
The fact that you can't handle a bike without killing something means that you really shouldn't get a car. Now go get a new cat (after mourning for the old one, even if you didn't like him, you still killed him) and don't kill it with a bike/car/anything.
Memes, bro.
What a lot of people are forgetting is that this incident was an accident. he didn't kill it on purpose, the stupid dumbassed cat ran infront of his bike while he was riding it.
Just tell your mum it was the cats fault for running in the way of your bike. then refuse to give her another cat.
What's she going to do? slap you?
Your her son, if she hates you over losing a dumb ass cat that runs in the way of everything that moves, then tell her to get stuffed.
You can always bring in a petting zoo, everyone will be distracted by a petting zoo.
At 5/17/08 11:03 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Buy a new cat for your mother and when she's about to take it form your hands, whip out a gun and shoot it in the face. Then throw the animal's corpse on the floor and say:"There's your fucking cat, bitch!"
That'll teach your mother a lesson.
hey thats a good idea
Accidental animal abuser! Where is PETA when we need them?
Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."
just buy a new cat, as simple as that,and FUCK your car,good day
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At 5/17/08 04:15 PM, 0gg-the-Gnome wrote: I hate people who act like a cat's life is the same as a human's life, they are similar but not the same.
But on the other note, you should skin the cat. then sell the skin to make the money to buy a new cat.
And what makes human life so superior? The fact that we can talk and think of new ways of killing each other?
At 5/17/08 02:42 PM, Lvlup wrote: Yeah, you should buy a new cat. How much are they anyway?
Around 600-1000$
"People are going to stare at my dick," he acknowledges. "But I'm a Yankees fan, and that comes first." - Jonah Falcon
Just buy her a new cat, I mean you RaN OVER hers... It's only fair?
"People are going to stare at my dick," he acknowledges. "But I'm a Yankees fan, and that comes first." - Jonah Falcon
At 5/18/08 12:06 AM, TheGodfather wrote:At 5/18/08 12:05 AM, johnkilo wrote: And what makes human life so superior? The fact that we can talk and think of new ways of killing each other?The Fact We Break All Laws of Nature...
Wow, you're a genius.
My friends cat just had kittens, 2 days old. I'll mail one to you.
I need Monet, to buy DeGas to make my Van Gogh. I tried to Hale a cab but my Whistler didn't Turner 'round.
just pick one up from peta HQ. I hear they have a surplus in the dumpster around back.
or the humane society. i'm not sure if they charge or if you just have to pass a test to be considerd a viable owner
what can I say
You sir have killed a poor kitty. Lets not hope you die of a sudden heart attack.
