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The BBS seems kind of stale so I thought why not post another one of these. Now then I suggest you read the first edition of this before progressing, some of the questions from that thread will be moved to here.

1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?
2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?
3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?
4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?
5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?
6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?
7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?
8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?
9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?
10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 15:43:58


1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

Chew your food.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

Family gets money when you die. Hurry up.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

None. All the songs you listen to suck.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Die from AIDS.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

Throw the Black guy out, accuse the Mexican of Grand Theft, and have a drink with the white guy.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

Don't. They go straight to your thighs.

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

Too many caps. Invalid.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

Rick Astley.

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

You're a genius.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

18

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 15:48:50


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

Corn has a skin around it which is immune to stomach acids.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

To renew your life when it breaks.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

I'm sure there will be more than five. Want to make thinks more slimmer? How many people will also have the same playlist as you?

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Give him my number.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

All three of them. In fact, anyone. I don't want non-suspicious guys robbing shops here and there while the suspicious ones are innocent.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

A fucking what?

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

They were gay to start with and were insults to humanity.

GO US!
8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

Bruce Forsythe.

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

Fuck all.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

11.


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 15:55:35


1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?
Cos our stomachs acid isnt good enough
2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?
So when you die, your family/ whoever gets the moeny, dont feel as bad...
3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?
16 (:
4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?
How would I know if their gay? Im a lady
5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?
All of them, and everyone else too... :D
6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?
I dont know what one of these is..
7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?
Their not gay, cos! They were a man and a woman to begin with.. and now they are the same jsut the other way around (:
8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?
I dont know this show :(
9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?
Saturday Wednesday.?
10. What is 9 + 2 = ?
A sum, with no answer (:

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 16:08:03


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

I don't eat corn and I don't examine faeces, but I guess if you ate it properly it wouldn't be so much of a problem.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

It's a fun gamble.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

It depends entirely on which song and at what time and date, but even then launching a huge costly investigation would draw people from their original paths so the results would be affected. So no, it doesn't matter. Ten. Will that do?

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Say "Oi!" (unless you're gay too).

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

None, I'd hang by the orange smoothies cart.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

I don't know what that is, so I'd have to say not at all.

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

How are they gay? They just swapped sides. The marriage probably would stand so well though, although it should.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

No one! Axe the show!

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

When I'm having my period.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

It's an insult. Fuck you too!

My, what a list of stuff. Pfft.


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 16:11:14


Reese's Cup!

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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 16:13:26


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Stupid shit.

This list is so wacky.

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 16:25:11


At 4/18/08 04:13 PM, Zen444 wrote:
At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Stupid shit.
This list is so wacky.

Well you're right, it is stupid shit, and the list is so wacky, and you've proven that you can't answer the questions.

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 17:05:49


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

It´s Evolution.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

You make people happy that cared about you.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

It depends on how much your volume is turned up.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Grab his cock and do a barrel roll.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

I would watch all three of them closely since it´s my fucking job.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

Swallowing it in one piece.

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

They are both gay and have AIDS.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

You.

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

Saturday,then Wednesday.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

? equals 9 + 2. Therefore ? = 11.

I love this kind of Questions. Also, does anybody see what I did there?


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 17:13:07


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

I'm sure there is some scientific explanation for that, I just can't be bothered to explain it to you.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

When you die it can help your family with expenses such as water,gas,electric bills and funerals.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

Most probaly impossible to caculate how man people are listening to one song at the same time.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Punch him because:
1. No one just randomly comes and kisses me
2. He is a guy.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

All have an equal chance of comitting a crime. I would watch all of them equally.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

I don't know what that is.

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

It is a man and a woman still so the marriage is still correct.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

I don't know! Osama Bin Laden

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

Riddles are pointless.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

11

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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 17:35:35


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote:

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1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

Mabye, a conspiaracy.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

To insure our lives.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

Depends on how good the song is.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Thank him.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

All three. Or the black guy.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

Puting it in your mouth and chewing it.

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

Yes.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

Robin Williams.

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

Satwedns?

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

What is anything?

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 17:38:57


These questions are too complicated for me.


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 17:40:12


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

I used to know that one, something about the construction of corn I think.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

To protect your life?

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

Go out and count.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

I stopped there.

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-18 17:45:17


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote:
1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

Something to do with the husks of the corn.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

To make it easier on your family if they die.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

I don't know....some where around.....OVER NINE THOUSSAAAND.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Beat the living shit out of him.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

All three of them

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

I don't know....With your mouth?

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

No, their marrige wouldn't be correct, they were both gay to start with.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

I don't know, I woulda kept him if possible.

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

SUNDAYMONDAYTUESDAYWEDNSEDAYTHURSDAYFRID AYSATURDAY

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

?=11

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-27 00:40:38


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

i don't eat corn

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

i don't know

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

2

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

bitch slap the bitch

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

i've got my eyes on the girl who is suspiciously coming out of the changing room

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

eat them cold

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

asking the same question twice ?

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

tim allen

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

thursday through friday ?

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

11


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-27 00:44:02


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: 1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

The skin of the corn is anti-human stomach

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

So that when you die your family is covered for any expenses

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

0. When you break it down, nothing happens at the exact same instance

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Kiss back

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

None. I am asleep on the job

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

With your moyth

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

Who says its wrong for gays to marry?

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

That show needs to die

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

Saturday, Wednesday

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

11, or 12 depending on what form of math we are going off of


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-27 00:50:57


1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

God say yes to corn digestion.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

Getting killed early by your wife/kid

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

Since the atom are not vibrating at the same time, i cannot say.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Punch him, say wtf and go bang a girl.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

Il kill them all.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

Flametrower and cheezecake

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

They just changed sex. LOVE is the thing.

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

Spongebob

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

56th of may.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

Nine space plus space two space equals space interrgationmark


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Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-27 01:59:15


1. Because of Chuck Norris
2. Again, Chuck Norris
3. just me and Chuck Norris
4. kiss him back
5. latino
6. JUST EAT IT DAMN YOU!
7. no?
8. Chuck Norris
9. it means that you just saved a bunch of money on car insurance
10. y'mother

Response to Weird And Wtf Questions Of Life 2? 2008-04-27 02:19:51


At 4/18/08 03:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: The BBS seems kind of stale so I thought why not post another one of these. Now then I suggest you read the first edition of this before progressing, some of the questions from that thread will be moved to here.

1. Corn appears in our shit... so how come our stomachs don't digest it?

Full of fibre, our bodies don't know what to do with it so it shits it back out, great for helping the flow though.

2. What is the purpose of Life Insurance?

Your family get money if you die.

3. If I'm listening to a song, how many people are listening to the same song and are at the same spot in that song at that exact moment?

1. You. No-one else can be in that exact spot at the same time as you.

4. A gay guy kisses you... what do you do?

Run.

5. You're a security guy in a mall, who do you watch closely, the black guy, the latino, or the white guy with shifty eyes?

White Guy with shifty eyes.

6. What is the best way to eat a Reese's Cup?

Which is...?

7. If A Woman Got A Sex Change To Remove Her Vagina To Get A Penis And Removed Her Breasts And A Man Got A Sex Change To Remove His Penis To Get A Vagina And Got Breast Implants, They Got Married And On The Honeymoon They Had Sex, Would That Mean That They're Marriage Is Actually Correct Since According To Their Operations They Were Really Gay?

Whut?

8. Who would have picked to replace Bob Barker on The Price Is Right?

Who would have picked who?

9. Three days after Wednesday, then two days before Friday. What does the sentence mean?

Saturday then Wednesday, 6 then 3.

10. What is 9 + 2 = ?

11.