I can't have kids, man! 2008-04-14 00:23:55
This is no joke topic.
For the sake of those who care, I'll direct you to a previous thread about certain forms of experimentation that I performed on myself.
To make a long story short, I went to the Doc's office today after the second bout of blood-drippings from my anus (accompanied by renewed pain), because I was really getting worried about my health, and it turns out things are a lot worse than I ever imagined.
When I sat on the dildic wand, after slipping on the semen, it turns out I severely damaged my prostate gland. I collapsed part of the structure that borders the front end of the rectum, and caused a slight tear in the rectal tissue itself.
Long story short, I have to have the prostate removed. That's fucking right, you heard me; a goddamn PROSTATECTOMY.
The doctors tell me that this will unfortunately render me IMPOTENT.
God, I don't know what to do. I'm so fucking stupid for even trying this, and now, whenever I finally find the right girl to make love to, I won't be able to have genetic descendants.
Let my story serve as a cautionary tale to you guys: Your testicles, your prostate, your seminal vesicles; these are precious things. Protect them with your life.
(warning, picture mildly NSFW)