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My sex ed. teacher is a virgin.

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My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:49:55


That's right, my sexual education teacher has not particated in the activity that he preaches about to my class for an hour every day. Is that legal? That's like having an advanced physics teacher that didn't go to college. There are probably kids in the class that have already had sex. The class would learn more from those kids. How could the public school system get so fucked up?

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:51:10


It is fine ..

History teachers have not travelled in time ..


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:51:13


The kids should teach him.

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:52:23


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: It is fine ..

History teachers have not travelled in time ..

That's true. As long as the information you're getting is valid and credible then what's the difference? Although that's quite ironic.


You're not alone

There's more to this I know

You can make it out, you will live to tell

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:53:47


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, LiquidCitrus wrote: The kids should screw him.

Did I fix that right?

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:54:09


yeah, just like your mom is a total nazi and your ex-girlfriend is suuuuuuch a whore


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:54:41


And how did you find out this most interesting fact, might I ask?


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:55:15


Sex Ed generally teaches you about STD's etc. Do you have to have had goneria to teach it these days?


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:57:11


At 3/27/08 06:54 PM, gipper2 wrote: And how did you find out this most interesting fact, might I ask?

He told the class on the first day.

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 18:57:14


I found that odd. Hell, back alll the way in 6th Grade (Which is like an outstanding 3 years ago) I had sex ed. My teacher was a virgin as well but she preached about sex. No one paid attention since we all knew that shit.

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:02:15


How old would your sex ed. teacher happen to be?

40-year old virgin alert!

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:04:04


At 3/27/08 06:59 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: Yeah my gym teacher is FAT

haha funny joke buster now get back to work

and I am not kidding.

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM JESUS MAN KIDS GO HERE


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:04:08


At 3/27/08 07:02 PM, SlevenKalevra wrote: How old would your sex ed. teacher happen to be?

40-year old virgin alert!

He's in his mid twenties

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:05:25


Most of my teachers were active in the field they teach on a proffessonal level one time in their life. E.g my chemistry teacher did research on tracking fluids and stuff.


"What kind of idiot would quote himself" - Gatling

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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:05:42


That's ironic, I was talking to a guy who's sex ed teacher is a total slut. You see, funny, ironic stuff like that always happens.

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:14:20


I demand pictures.


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:15:24


If hes a dude and hes teaching sex ed, he will stay a virgin forever.


For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:15:44


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Sex ed is not about teaching you how to properly stimulate, but how to properly protect yourself.

And I'd say that the teacher's been doing that a little too well.


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:17:04


So how old is your teacher again?


well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god

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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 19:32:08


Your teacher got OWNED when you find out about this, didn't she?

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:07:22


A long time ago in the seventh grade we had to put condoms on bananas

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:08:15


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: It is fine ..

History teachers have not travelled in time ..

OHOHOHOH!
That was a really good point
I was trying to think of one of those but you beat me to it.


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:11:39


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: It is fine ..

History teachers have not travelled in time ..

LOL!

As funny and true as that may be...
We don't have the ability to go back in time. But we do however, have the ability to have sex. (We'll, atleast some of us do....)

Personaly, i don't think its that bad. If she's saving herself for marridge. Then i applod her.

Just wondering, is she good looking? Just curious...

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:14:48


It's not like the teacher has to go into explicit detail about HOW to have sex, I thought sex ed teachers taught stuff about anatomy and STD's

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:16:21


sexual education = right-wing propaganda bullshit designed to make us feel dirty

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:17:30


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: It is fine ..

History teachers have not travelled in time ..

Yeah, but they were alive in the past so technically they have been a part of history

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:21:38


He's old enough to be a teacher but still hasen't had sex? What a fucking loser.

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:22:55


At 3/27/08 06:51 PM, Dei-Sama wrote: It is fine ..

History teachers have not travelled in time ..

This thread is over.

Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:23:50


That is kind of funny, but like others have said it doesn't disable them from being able to teach it any.

lol, "those who can't, teach"


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Response to My sex ed. teacher is a virgin. 2008-03-27 20:25:08


Wow guys, sex ed means SEXUAL EDUCATION(omg!) It teaches you more about the harms of STDs and how to protect yourself. Not about actually practicing it, there are different ways anyway.


At 3/27/08 07:48 PM, WTL wrote:

: : Grammar lessons.

: to bad you cant spell "grammer' idiot