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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 15:56:43


Hey guys, I'm back!

So yeah, while I was on vacation I was constantly wondering, "Did he deposit for me today? Or did he forget?" Apparently I had nothing to worry about, a huge "thank you" to sinskae for depositing for me every day while I was away. Actually, that wasn't the only computer thing I had been worried about, but yeah, it was probably around the top. How was everything while I was gone?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 16:14:59


At 8/17/08 01:16 AM, Patrickman wrote: Where do I sing up?

Sorry, singing up is for American Idol, here we sing down.

Post count - Good
^^^^ Quality - I counted 22 ONE LINERS on the first page. You need to make your posts longer, than come back.
Rank - Good


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 16:34:24


At 8/17/08 02:48 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 8/17/08 02:12 AM, Fremen wrote: I DID.

You should've read every post for it, since you MISSED MINE!!!
But you didn't follow my instructions so HA! I bid you good day, sir!

I fail to see how I lost.

Read the first post at the top of this page.

(Waht directions?)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 17:04:52


At 8/17/08 04:57 PM, Bryan wrote: OK guys. Can I join? I am a police officer. Almost Police Sergeant.

Just 129 more B/P points.

Post Count and B/P seem OK, looking at your sign-up date even the excessive Save:Blam ratio can be explained (what with it being so recent, and Friday having been Clock Day and all) though I would work on voting more fairly and not just saving for free points if I were you, but looking at your post quality... Lots of one-liners and even a few one-worders there. But hey, not my decision to make.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 17:06:24


At 8/17/08 03:56 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: Hey guys, I'm back!

So yeah, while I was on vacation I was constantly wondering, "Did he deposit for me today? Or did he forget?" Apparently I had nothing to worry about, a huge "thank you" to sinskae for depositing for me every day while I was away. Actually, that wasn't the only computer thing I had been worried about, but yeah, it was probably around the top. How was everything while I was gone?

Hey, no worries, I usually did yours before I did mine :p Everything was fine, CD08 was terrifying.

How was your vacation?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 17:30:13


At 8/17/08 04:57 PM, Bryan wrote: OK guys. Can I join? I am a police officer. Almost Police Sergeant.

Just 129 more B/P points.

Lol, I made your sig.

It looks like you should be ok, but you'll probably be put on probation/apprenticeship since your posts aren't exactly perfect, or very long...

..at all...


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 19:18:44


At 8/17/08 04:57 PM, Bryan wrote: OK guys. Can I join? I am a police officer. Almost Police Sergeant.

Just 129 more B/P points.

Your badge and post count are sufficient. However I'll be blunt, your posts are very mediocre. Too many of your posts lack any real thought or elaboration. If you put more thought into them, you could make a nice posts. We set this requirement so that everyone who joins is inclined to make posts that contributes to the thread instead of borderline-spam.

If you have any questions, check out either the first page or the NGPD FAQ site in my sig. If neither sites help you, send me a PM.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 19:41:21


At 8/17/08 07:36 PM, Bryan wrote: So I'm in. Cool. But i have looked back in my posts and I shall try to post better on the BBS instead of the usual shit everyone says I post. But time to go B/P

Sorry to burst your bubble, but you have to pass all three criteria in order to join so you can take off those sunglasses. Show me you can make better posts and then we'll talk. A few pointers: try to occupy more than 1 line of text (pressing enter doesn't count) and 1 word posts are pretty much a death sentence.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 20:49:26


I see that you've at least worked on the 1-liner problem. But it'll take a lot more than a handful decent posts to convince me. Set your goal for at least one or two pages of quality posts. Meanwhile, do some lurking around the BBS so you get a grasp of what a "good" post is. Good luck.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 21:02:08


At 8/17/08 08:49 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I see that you've at least worked on the 1-liner problem. But it'll take a lot more than a handful decent posts to convince me. Set your goal for at least one or two pages of quality posts. Meanwhile, do some lurking around the BBS so you get a grasp of what a "good" post is. Good luck.

LOL

Lurking...

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On to more important matters:

Did you update me?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 21:33:38


At 8/16/08 11:08 PM, TailsPrower wrote: ...so nobody wants to inform me if they ranked up or not? Well it doesn't matter anyways, I was so bored after making that post that I checked everyone's rank and did the job myself.

Looks like the shoe's on the other foot, my friend :)


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 21:45:42


At 8/17/08 07:57 PM, Bryan wrote: improved. But since you said i can't use my sunglasses I changed it.

That's my emoticon.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 21:59:50


At 8/17/08 09:45 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:
At 8/17/08 07:57 PM, Bryan wrote: improved. But since you said i can't use my sunglasses I changed it.
That's my emoticon.

lol I was just thinking that. jew had his half-ass smiley and you have the sun-glasses. I call the bewildered stink-eye smiley.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 22:01:30


At 8/17/08 09:59 PM, TailsPrower wrote: lol I was just thinking that. jew had his half-ass smiley and you have the sun-glasses. I call the bewildered stink-eye smiley.

For a while, I used: :/

But the one on NG looks like it says "SUX2BU."

I just thought of it as a "universal" smiley.

How was Clock Day, everyone?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 22:10:17


At 8/17/08 10:01 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:
How was Clock Day, everyone?

I can't believe that even after all my hard work, NG log says I gained 130-ish points. What. The. Fuck... Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge. I stuck with this badge longer than any other badge during my time here. Fan-fuckin-tastic :(


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 22:15:18


At 8/17/08 10:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I can't believe that even after all my hard work, NG log says I gained 130-ish points.

I got around 300+.

Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge.

Whoop-dee-fuckin-do?

How many blams did ya get?

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 22:27:17


At 8/17/08 10:15 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I got around 300+.

150ish :[.

Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge.
Whoop-dee-fuckin-do?

No, od-nikcuf-eed poohw

How many blams did ya get?

3


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 22:34:53


Wow, we're still talking about Clock Day? And Tails, I thought you said you got something real high? Anyway, I am real close to my next rank. I got 600 or so point on Clock Day :). But, I got 0 blams :(. And, i really need to work on my whistle:(. It is the green whistle of dooooom!
But I still <3 CD

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 22:57:03


At 8/17/08 03:56 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote: How was everything while I was gone?

Hmm... many members ranked up because of Clock Day blamarama.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-17 23:30:07


Hah, that site was hilarious. So, yeah, I am bored right now. I am going to make a site for another crew. 'Night.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 00:06:51


At 8/17/08 11:59 PM, Bryan wrote: Saves: 751 (+394 since last log)

Clock Day got me almost 400 saves.

Go away, 61.

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 00:20:42


At 8/17/08 11:30 PM, Ninja-Without-Sight wrote: Hah, that site was hilarious. So, yeah, I am bored right now. I am going to make a site for another crew. 'Night.

Sorry, posted to the wrong crew. Ignore this post...

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 00:31:48


Crap, bad news... Tomorrow I go back to school :(

This summer was great, I won 2 awards in the flash I worked on this whole summer, I hanged out with friends, experienced extreme situations, and went to the state of Arizona.

But tomorrow I have to go to school again :(

WAAAAAAAH!!!!! ='(

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 01:36:30


At 8/18/08 12:31 AM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Crap, bad news... Tomorrow I go back to school :(

That sucks so bad. I have another week.

WAAAAAAAH!!!!! ='(

Walk it off bitch.

At 8/17/08 10:27 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 8/17/08 10:15 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote: I got around 300+.
150ish :[.

Hmmm...from 350 to 650, so a little less than 300.

Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge.
Whoop-dee-fuckin-do?
No, od-nikcuf-eed poohw

wtf?

How many blams did ya get?
3

0 ...I'm so pathetic...

At 8/17/08 10:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 8/17/08 10:01 PM, Gu-rrilla wrote:
How was Clock Day, everyone?
I can't believe that even after all my hard work, NG log says I gained 130-ish points. What. The. Fuck... Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge. I stuck with this badge longer than any other badge during my time here. Fan-fuckin-tastic :(

I totally forgot about NG Log...

Isn't that pretty useless?

At 8/17/08 09:33 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 8/16/08 11:08 PM, TailsPrower wrote: ...so nobody wants to inform me if they ranked up or not? Well it doesn't matter anyways, I was so bored after making that post that I checked everyone's rank and did the job myself.
Looks like the shoe's on the other foot, my friend :)

DAMN!


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 12:18:31


At 8/18/08 12:31 AM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Crap, bad news... Tomorrow I go back to school :(

Me too..... I don't wanna!!!!!!! What sucks even worse is that I work tonight, then I have to get up early in the morning. Sorry I wasn't posting yesterday; I had to wrok in the morning (9-3) then I get hom and sit on my computer to enjoy the rest of my day (thinking about going to see the dark knight again) and I get a call from a coworker. Turns out she wasn't feeling good, and the other person that could have covered was in another town, and he wouldn't make it. So I got to work a double shift.


WAAAAAAAH!!!!! ='(

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH >=(

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 14:03:30


At 8/18/08 01:36 AM, Fremen wrote:
At 8/18/08 12:31 AM, pigeonmaster88 wrote: Crap, bad news... Tomorrow I go back to school :(

sux2bu

That sucks so bad. I have another week.

I have about 20 days.

WAAAAAAAH!!!!! ='(

stfu

Walk it off bitch.

Jogging > Walking

Hmmm...from 350 to 650, so a little less than 300.

My computer crashed.

Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge.
Whoop-dee-fuckin-do?
No, od-nikcuf-eed poohw
wtf?

it's whoop dee-fucking-do backwards, impling the opposite.

How many blams did ya get?
3
0 ...I'm so pathetic...

wah

At 8/17/08 10:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I can't believe that even after all my hard work, NG log says I gained 130-ish points. What. The. Fuck... Oh well, at least I got my damn lieutenant badge. I stuck with this badge longer than any other badge during my time here. Fan-fuckin-tastic :(
I totally forgot about NG Log...

Isn't that pretty useless?

No.

Looks like the shoe's on the other foot, my friend :)
DAMN!

What happen?


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 14:27:18


At 8/18/08 02:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 8/17/08 10:10 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
I totally forgot about NG Log...

Isn't that pretty useless?
No.

It pretty much is.

Looks like the shoe's on the other foot, my friend :)
DAMN!
What happen?

Stuff.


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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 15:59:53


At 8/18/08 02:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I have about 20 days.

WTF?!? When do you get out of school?

Jogging > Walking

Running > Jogging

My computer crashed.

That sucks. Do you know why? And how long did it take before you could get back on teh internt?

it's whoop dee-fucking-do backwards, implying the opposite.

I thought that it was obvious.

wah

haw

No.

I agree.

Looks like the shoe's on the other foot, my friend :)
DAMN!
What happen?

???

Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 16:18:15


At 8/18/08 03:59 PM, jew193 wrote:
At 8/18/08 02:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I have about 20 days.
WTF?!? When do you get out of school?

July, last year was the 17th

Jogging > Walking
Running > Jogging

Flying > Driving > running

My computer crashed.
That sucks. Do you know why? And how long did it take before you could get back on teh internt?

There was a storm. I posted before about it.

it's whoop dee-fucking-do backwards, implying the opposite.
I thought that it was obvious.

Not to him

wah
haw

ahw

No.
I agree.

yes

Looks like the shoe's on the other foot, my friend :)
DAMN!
What happen?
???

Someone set up us the bomb.


You can't spell FÜHRER without Ü

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Response to Newgrounds Police Dept. 2008-08-18 16:24:18


At 8/18/08 04:18 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
At 8/18/08 03:59 PM, jew193 wrote:
At 8/18/08 02:03 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I have about 20 days.
WTF?!? When do you get out of school?
July, last year was the 17th

Holy crap, no wonder you start so late. I think I got out around June 12 or something. Maybe even earlier. I'm too lazy to remember back that far.

Jogging > Walking
Running > Jogging
Flying > Driving > running

Teleportation > Flying > Driving

My computer crashed.
That sucks. Do you know why? And how long did it take before you could get back on teh internt?
There was a storm. I posted before about it.

Oh. Guess I missed it.

wah
haw
ahw

wha

No.
I agree.
yes

maybe?

What happen?
???
Someone set up us the bomb.

That makes no sense to me.