AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT YOU LOAD OF NOBODYS!
THE STATION's FUNDING JUST GOT IN!!!
GET YOUR BADGES OUT AND LINE UP CAUSE THE WHISTLES ARE A STINKIN' IN HERE!
Get in here and sign up because we've still got a job to do!
Battle your way through the ranks to make it into Newgrounds' ELITE GUARD!
Ill be Sitting here with this sheet when you decide TO MAN THE HELL UP SQUAD!
I Swear to defend the portal from garbage, shit, piss, and vomit.
I Swear to blow the whistle when someone has violated the RULES.
I Swear to NEVER ABANDON NEWGROUNDS EVER